Welcome to APS, Crow.
A couple of things...
We try to stay away from the namecalling here in Politics. Obama will do just fine. McCain will do just fine. See the sticky at the top of the forum, please.
We also prefer at least some excerpts (or even better, the whole article) posted, along with a link to the source. Some of us are on slow connections here, and news sites tend to be extremely bloated with advertisements and graphics, and basically cause my computer to have a coronary. Don't forget your commentary and views in your post.
And I hate to say it, but this thread is a duplicate. Scroll down the Politics forum page to see the thread titled "LATEST PALIN SCANDAL!!!!!".
Oh, and if you read that thread, I am pretty sure Agricola is using sarcasm. (Unless my sarcasm meter is completely broke).
Many of the posts around here are dripping with sarcasm, so don't be too hasty to react to a post.