Armed Polite Society
Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Phyphor on September 18, 2009, 06:54:50 PM
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http://www.cracked.com/article/126_5-popular-zombie-survival-tactics-that-will-get-you-killed/
I especially liked the gun store bit.
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Hilarious. Especially the part about getting out of town, and in the traffic jam, your car will seal the freshness in until the zombie can-openers arrive.
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*chuckle* sunroof in your skull.
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I especially liked the gun store bit.
Whenever I hear "raid the gun/food/whatever store" from internet chairborne rangers, I always pondered "Roughly a million people probably have the same idea..."
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There's one problem with their analysis of holing up somewhere though: zombies are dead, and decaying. IF you can provide your group with enough food & water to outlast that, you should be good.
And the thing about the gun shop is spot on...
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It depends on what kind of Zombie they are. A Zombie from Resident Evil or 28 Days Later is a human with a very nast condition brought on by a virus or some such thing.
If it's a Zombie that is brought out of the grave by evil magic or what have you, then it's being held together by something more than the physical, and does not need food. Though decay could still have an effect, if it just collapses into bits LOL.
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I especially liked the gun store bit.
Agreed....the best time to raid the gun store is before the zombies attack.... =D
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Agreed....the best time to raid the gun store is before the zombies attack.... =D
That's a great "Why do you have guns?" response.
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Is it really so bad to be a zombie? ???
Are we sure we're not just being insensitive to ambulatory, living-impaired individuals? =(
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Is it really so bad to be a zombie? ???
Are we sure we're not just being insensitive to ambulatory, living-impaired individuals? =(
They are already here just disguised like politicians, brainless life sucking zombies.
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I know there are a lot of zombies, there's verifiable proof, just look at how many dead people voted for Obama.
And I'm not talking about the brain-dead alone there, I'm talking about actual in-the-grave dead.
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hmmm... methinks we need an "Undead for Obama" tshirt for the next election cycle...
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hmmm... methinks we need an "Undead for Obama" tshirt for the next election cycle...
Your assuming he makes the next election cycle, This whole thing reeks more of and impeachment then Clinton ever did.
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They're already crying "racist" whenever anyone simply disagrees with Obama, what do you think they'd scream and do if they actually had to remove him from office?
I would hate to be inside of any city if that happened, unless I lived in a very thick concrete building and had a LOT of ammo not to mention food and water stored.
Where I live now, I'm caucasian and I'm the minority, I'd hate to be home if they impeached him.
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I would hate to be inside of any city if that happened, unless I lived in a very thick concrete building and had a LOT of ammo not to mention food and water stored.
Aw, don't worry about it, you could just rob a gun store...
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And aim for the head with melee weapons... :laugh:
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And the thing about the gun shop is spot on...
Not really....
The gun stores near my place know they don't have the ammo resources to fend off armies of the un-undead who want guns to stop from becoming undead, and they know they don't have the food to wait out a siege of un-undead.
I can't imagine a gun store owner actually protecting his shop during TEOTWAWKI when the zombies come for us. His bunker, sure. His Idaho fortress-retreat, sure.
But not his stinkin' gun store.
More than likely, some other thug-like morlocks thinking that they don't need much more food than they can snatch from the adjoining Burger King, will hole up in a gun store and monopolize the stock (even though they'd only need a couple long guns and a couple handguns per living body in the store).
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Has nobody read "Death of Grass"? =D
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They're already crying "racist" whenever anyone simply disagrees with Obama, what do you think they'd scream and do if they actually had to remove him from office?
We'd need a comfortable majority in both the House and Senate for this to happen. (3/5? I'm too lazy to look it up, but I think it takes more than a simple majority to remove a sitting president. )
What I would like to see is for the GOP to take back control of the House . . . and make Joe Wilson Speaker! =D
(Unlikely - too many RINOs would rather keep Pelosi than vote for Joe "You Lie!" Wilson.)
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Why don't you guys.......have all the guns and ammo already, that will be needed for this uprising????????????????? Most of the gun stores have been out of ammo for about a year now....chris3
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I now have laboriously acquired enough .22 to outlast the current administration.
.22 okay for zombies ?
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We'd need a comfortable majority in both the House and Senate for this to happen. (3/5? I'm too lazy to look it up, but I think it takes more than a simple majority to remove a sitting president. )
You're talking about removing Obama with a 3/5 majority? 3/5? Racist.
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Whenever I hear "raid the gun/food/whatever store" from internet chairborne rangers, I always pondered "Roughly a million people probably have the same idea..."
I always think of the guys who work at the gun stores. Guys who routinely open carry service pistols when they're not expecting to be attacked, well, these aren't the kind of people you want to tangle with when they know you're coming for them and theirs.
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Try to stay on topic. We're impeaching Obama now. Henceforth, all threads must be steered, somehow, into a discussion of Obama impeachment strategies. There will be no exceptions.
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From the link:
You want the biggest, shiniest, loudest monstrosity possible. If there's a gun that shoots a thousand bullets a second; that's great. If there's one that shoots a thousand flaming bullets a second; even better! If there's a gun that shoots out other guns that all fire thousands of flaming bullets in mere seconds--like some sort of pyramid scheme comprised entirely of shredding death infernos--well, that would be just dandy.
Now that's funny right there. :lol:
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I have a way to merge both threads.....in the event of a zombie apocalypse, we'll raid the gun stores and National Guard Armories (beforehand, of course)....then we'll push the zombies into Washington DC while Congress is in session (preferably during a State of the Union speech) and encircle them.....the zombies should die of hunger in a few days....
...and then my plan begins.... :cool:
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From the link:
Now that's funny right there. :lol:
Tad bit expensive to feed it though. And imagine all the 4473's you'll have to fill out for all of those guns.
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Which reminds me...
Everyone talks about how ARs tend to breed in dark spaces (like inside a gun safe).
What do you do about paternity?
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Who cares, as long as they're multiplying?
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So you're in favor of single-parent ARs, growing up with no idea of their ancestry or family? What kind of gawdless heathen are you? :P
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So you're in favor of single-parent ARs, growing up with no idea of their ancestry or family? What kind of gawdless heathen are you? :P
Dude, AR's with daddy issues are the BEST kind of AR's. For uh, renting. Owning, maybe not so much. You wanna settle down with a nice Sig 550, you know? And lie, extensively, if questions are asked.
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You took that places even *I* wouldn't have... >:D
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Dude, AR's with daddy issues are the BEST kind of AR's. For uh, renting. Owning, maybe not so much. You wanna settle down with a nice Sig 550, you know? And lie, extensively, if questions are asked.
And if that doesn't work out you can always order an AK... :angel: =D