I'm shocked to see you so brazenly ignore the danger of this new, terrifying drug. Known on the street as "Jerk, Dehyd, or Steer," it is normally taken orally, though unconfirmed reports seem to indicate that kids are sniffing it, pounding it into thin sheets known as "meat sheets," or inserting it rectally.
Even more shocking is that this dangerous drug is available at any convenience store, with no ID required, sold under the guise of a food product. These heroic cops are on the vanguard of enforcement to save our children from this scourge.
