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Title: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: mtnbkr on August 09, 2008, 10:31:42 AM
http://baboonpirates.blogspot.com/2008/08/things-you-never-knew-you-needed.html

Acronym for the new age: AAK.

Chris
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: Regolith on August 09, 2008, 10:37:59 AM
That's been in the Cabela's catalogs for the past couple of years.

I wonder if it works as advertised...
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: mtnbkr on August 09, 2008, 11:17:17 AM
That's been in the Cabela's catalogs for the past couple of years.

I wonder if it works as advertised...

Yeah, I know.  Still thought this guy's take was funny. 

I've heard they work well.  I have a different method (besides not getting anything) that works well enough for me and doesn't require an extra piece of kit.

Chris
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: grislyatoms on August 09, 2008, 11:35:07 AM
I want one in a glass case with a placard reading "Break glass in case of emergency". Right by my desk... laugh

Actually, maybe I had better put in a standing order... grin
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: The Annoyed Man on August 09, 2008, 06:10:26 PM
Buying one for my Gastroenterologist father.  laugh
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: Manedwolf on August 09, 2008, 06:34:13 PM

Yeah, I saw that in the hunting aisle of walmart a while back, and sort of did a doubletake...
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: Antibubba on August 09, 2008, 10:58:27 PM
I've chosen not to watch the video.   shocked
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: seeker_two on August 10, 2008, 04:11:20 AM
Maybe we should send a case of them to Congress....think they'll get the hint?.....  grin
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: 280plus on August 10, 2008, 04:18:51 AM
makes my butt sore just thinking about it.  shocked
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: lupinus on August 10, 2008, 04:42:18 AM
I had to watch the video

Something seems just so....wrong about adding insult to injury.  Personally if someone shoots me I'd prefer they not finish the job by sticking something up my ass.
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: Werewolf on August 10, 2008, 06:57:35 AM
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Personally if someone shoots me I'd prefer they not finish the job by sticking something up my ass.

Must - resist - too easy...  cheesy
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: AJ Dual on August 10, 2008, 12:52:58 PM
Apparently none of you have seen the prison sequences of "American Me"...
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: charby on August 10, 2008, 12:55:32 PM
and they are made in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

I have wanting to buy one and try it out this winter and see if it really works as advertised on deer.



Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: The Annoyed Man on August 10, 2008, 01:00:02 PM
Neat, but I can do faster with a knife.
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: Manedwolf on August 10, 2008, 01:01:31 PM
Someone had to sit down and spend time doing the CAD for that. Then they had meetings about it. Then they had to have testing.

Some careers must just suck.
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: yesitsloaded on August 10, 2008, 01:25:12 PM
Actually if I was an engineer on that one I would have laughed my ass off (pun intended) the whole time.
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: Manedwolf on August 10, 2008, 01:33:08 PM
Actually if I was an engineer on that one I would have laughed my ass off (pun intended) the whole time.

But picture when the factory in China gets the specs for fabrication.

"It does what? It pull __ out of deer?....You joking!"
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: mtnbkr on August 10, 2008, 01:45:21 PM
Someone had to sit down and spend time doing the CAD for that. Then they had meetings about it. Then they had to have testing.

Some careers must just suck.

I'll bet money some good ol' boy carved it out of wood or cobbled it out of stuff in his garage and sold the idea to the company after he discovered it worked. 

Chris
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: yesitsloaded on August 10, 2008, 02:11:04 PM
So playing a game of grab-ass requires equipment now?
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: lupinus on August 10, 2008, 02:24:51 PM
yeah, armor
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: RocketMan on August 10, 2008, 05:24:30 PM
Maybe we should send a case of them to Congress....think they'll get the hint?.....  grin

Can they use them to reverse cranial-rectal inversions?  Would they?
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: trapperready on August 10, 2008, 06:48:03 PM
Wait just a minute...

You're supposed to KILL the deer first??!   shocked
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: BridgeRunner on August 10, 2008, 07:28:11 PM
So playing a game of grab-ass requires equipment now?

Um.  You're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 10, 2008, 09:06:16 PM
trapperready is doing it wrong. 
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: RaspberrySurprise on August 10, 2008, 11:23:26 PM
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You're supposed to KILL the deer first??!

Why do I have visions of naked men and violated deer running through my head?
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: seeker_two on August 11, 2008, 12:50:52 AM
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You're supposed to KILL the deer first??!

Why do I have visions of naked men and violated deer running through my head?

Have you ever been to fistful's house?..... Wink
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: mtnbkr on August 11, 2008, 12:52:56 AM
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You're supposed to KILL the deer first??!

Why do I have visions of naked men and violated deer running through my head?

Because you're a sick sick man.  Please seek help.

Chris
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: FiveBillionAcres on August 11, 2008, 01:29:19 AM
I'll wait for the tactical version
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: Jamisjockey on August 11, 2008, 03:03:58 AM
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Well, now you've got the Appalachian ass Knot, where your colon is pulled out far enough to garrote you with it.


 laugh
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: meinbruder on August 11, 2008, 03:32:27 AM
No, and I think I'll pass. 

Da Bianhua
}:)>

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You're supposed to KILL the deer first??!

Why do I have visions of naked men and violated deer running through my head?

Have you ever been to fistful's house?..... ;)
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: crt360 on August 11, 2008, 09:51:44 PM
I'm just waiting to hear about some retard mounting one of those as an arrow tip on their bowfishing rig, then sneaking up behind a whitetail for a hole-in-one . . . followed by a South Texas Sleighride.
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: LadySmith on August 12, 2008, 02:33:23 AM
I'm just waiting to hear about some retard mounting one of those as an arrow tip on their bowfishing rig, then sneaking up behind a whitetail for a hole-in-one . . . followed by a South Texas Sleighride.

Where can I find some brain bleach for the mental image this generated?  shocked 
Title: Re: Things you never knew you needed...
Post by: MicroBalrog on August 12, 2008, 02:37:26 AM
Someone had to sit down and spend time doing the CAD for that. Then they had meetings about it. Then they had to have testing.

Some careers must just suck.

Imagine the Powerpoint presentations.