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Scout26

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Re: Travel tips
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2012, 05:45:54 PM »
Quote from: Antibubba on July 22, 2012, 12:32:55 AM
There are some good phrases to know: reaching into your jacket and shouting ALLAH AKBAR will guarantee an unforgettable travel experience.   =D

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Re: Travel tips
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2012, 06:39:20 PM »
Don't think that'll do me a hell of a lot of good in the Holy Land.  But thanks, just the same.  Herr ober, ein bier, bitte.
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Re: Travel tips
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2012, 08:04:11 PM »
What flavor of beer would you like Hutch?

(That just happens to be one of the few handy German phrases I know!)
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Re: Travel tips
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2012, 08:07:14 PM »
Drink the Palestinian brew - closet shot you'll get to drinking something made by a descended relative of Jesus
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