And if you don't like that discount overpriced junk, you can buy his tag-team partner's overpriced junk instead!!!!
Because that's what 'Merica is all about: choosing between two overpriced yet worthless pieces of junk that no one really wants.
http://store.mittromney.com/apparel/t-shirts/My, what a clever way to squeeze an extra $0.12 out of you haha.