Armed Polite Society
Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: vaskidmark on December 06, 2010, 09:12:40 AM
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http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-colombia-rats-20101204,0,7210218.story
Yes to all the good things they are saying about them, but they do not draw the chicks like a dog can.
stay safe.
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The freaking Columbians are training rats to sniff out landmines and we can't do something like that to sniff out explosives at airports? :facepalm:
Good thing the TSA wants to see me naked. I've got something great planned for the next time I fly.
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Yeah, any they could probably train the rats that already live there.
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Heck, I'd rather see a few of these guys at every check point than the porno-scope, especially if they were cutened up by regular baths, a collar with a bell, etc.
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Heck, I'd rather see a few of these guys at every check point than the porno-scope, especially if they were cutened up by regular baths, a collar with a bell, etc.
LMAO! :lol:
Oh. You mean the rats. =|
I thought you meant the TSA agents. :mad:
DD
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Hell yeah! Having a rat run up yer shorts is WAY better than getting groped by some TSA perv or having yer junk irradiated!
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I don't understand how to tell the difference between rats and the TSA ?
=D
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I don't understand how to tell the difference between rats and the TSA ?
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The rats are a little less objectionable - better understanding of the concept of "personal space". And they won't be wearing the blue cop-wannabe shirts and tin badges.
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Hell yeah! Having a rat run up yer shorts is WAY better than getting groped by some TSA perv or having yer junk irradiated!
I am not going to ask how you know this . . .
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Hell yeah! Having a rat run up yer shorts is WAY better than getting groped by some TSA perv or having yer junk irradiated!
Honestly, if it was a well trained explosive sniffing rat this is one of the cases where literally, if you aren't doing anything wrong...
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Hell yeah! Having a rat run up yer shorts is WAY better than getting groped by some TSA perv or having yer junk irradiated!
Then you, like Chris Matthews, would have a tingle running up your leg.
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Next: esp capable tarantulas.
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The freaking Columbians are training rats to sniff out landmines and we can't do something like that to sniff out explosives at airports? :facepalm:
Good thing the TSA wants to see me naked. I've got something great planned for the next time I fly.
Tin Foil Condom?
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I don't understand how to tell the difference between rats and the TSA ?
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One of them has been trained to perform a useful task that has been proved to save lives and the other is vermin in blue uniforms.
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I am not going to ask how you know this . . .
Google ferret legging.
Apparently, from the celtic festivals I've attended, the ladies like it.
stay safe.
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Well now how do you get those tiny leggings onto the ferret?
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Well now how do you get those tiny leggings onto the ferret?
You first distract them with nubile young ladies with bodices cut down to beyond "there" and skirts pretending to be kilts so short that they often do not reach to the other "there". Then you add in the free stout and samplings from the whisky tent. And lots of bagpipes.
stay safe.
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You first distract them with nubile young ladies with bodices cut down to beyond "there" and skirts pretending to be kilts so short that they often do not reach to the other "there". Then you add in the free stout and samplings from the whisky tent. And lots of bagpipes.
Sounds like my kind of party :cool:
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Also, shouldn't the subject be "Minefields! There go the rats..."?
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Also, shouldn't the subject be "Minefields! There go the rats..."?
Freaking Grammer Nazi speaks in freaking German grammer!
stay safe.
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Yano, if they could teach the rats to find mines for a cocaine reward instead......
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Just great. Trained intelligent rats coked up and probably paranoid with access to explosives.
Lets get this party started!
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Just great. Trained intelligent rats coked up and probably paranoid with access to explosives.
Is RevDisk in need of a pet or 20? I suspect he is sadly minion-free at this point.
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I actually had a rat run up the inside of my jeans. It ended as well as it could have.. :O
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Just checking to see if "Ben" started this thread..... [tinfoil] [tinfoil] [tinfoil]