R.I.P. Scout26
Heck, I'd rather see a few of these guys at every check point than the porno-scope, especially if they were cutened up by regular baths, a collar with a bell, etc.
I don't understand how to tell the difference between rats and the TSA ?
Hell yeah! Having a rat run up yer shorts is WAY better than getting groped by some TSA perv or having yer junk irradiated!
The freaking Columbians are training rats to sniff out landmines and we can't do something like that to sniff out explosives at airports? Good thing the TSA wants to see me naked. I've got something great planned for the next time I fly.
I am not going to ask how you know this . . .
Well now how do you get those tiny leggings onto the ferret?
You first distract them with nubile young ladies with bodices cut down to beyond "there" and skirts pretending to be kilts so short that they often do not reach to the other "there". Then you add in the free stout and samplings from the whisky tent. And lots of bagpipes.
Also, shouldn't the subject be "Minefields! There go the rats..."?
Just great. Trained intelligent rats coked up and probably paranoid with access to explosives.