ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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>> > Smart man + smart woman = romance
>> > Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>> > Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>> > Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>> > ______________________________
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>> > OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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>> > Smart boss + smart employee = profit
>> > Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>> > Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
>> > Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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>> > SHOPPING MATH
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>> > A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
>> > A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
>> > _____________________________
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>> > GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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>> > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>> > A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>> > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
>> > A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>> > _____________________________
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>> > HAPPINESS
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>> > To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
>> > little.
>> > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
>> > understand her at all.
>> > ______________________________
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>> > LONGEVITY
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>> > Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
>> > more willing to die.
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>> > PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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>> > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>> > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
>> > _____________________________
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>> > DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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>> > A woman has the last word in any argument.
>> > Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>> > _____________________________
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>> > HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
>> > Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs
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>> > cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
> doing
>> > the same thing to them at funerals
