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Title: It's the GUNZ. They'll drive ya' crazy.
Post by: vaskidmark on July 08, 2015, 03:07:57 PM
Sweet bouncing Vishnu on a trampoline! (with thanks to firehand for the wording)

http://www.sandiego6.com/news/local/Shooting-in-City-Heights-prompts-lockdown-at-elementary-school-312234571.html


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An accidental shooting in City Heights prompted officials to lockdown a nearby elementary school Tuesday. The victim in his 20s was hanging out with friends and "playing with a gun" at Jeremy Henwood Memorial Park – a park named after an SDPD officer gunned down in the line of duty in 2011 – when the weapon discharged and wounded his ankle around 1:45 p.m. At 1:50 p.m., Rosa Parks Elementary School was placed on lockdown for precautionary measures due to the gunfire. Paramedics took the unidentified victim to Scripps Mercy Hospital in Hillcrest to treat the non-life-threatening leg injury, according to SDPD spokesman Matt Tortorella.

Five minutes later - probably the police response time - the school (where officials probably never even heard the shot in the park across the street) is placed on lockdown "for precautionary measures"!

Did they expect all the other guns - the ones just lying in the streets - to come a-running so they too could discharge all on their own like the first one did?  It was either that or everybody was starting to nod off after lunch and needed something to get the old heart rate back up again.  Surely it was not so that they could demonstrate to the taxpayers that they were fully capable of coming and drawing chalk outlines while playing Button, Button, Who's Got the Button looking for some make-believe shooter.

It's the GUNZ, I tell ya'!  They'll drive ya' nuts.

stay safe.
Title: Re: It's the GUNZ. They'll drive ya' crazy.
Post by: griz on July 08, 2015, 04:37:55 PM
Probably some automatic thing where any 911 caller within some short distance from the school mentions the word (cover your ears folks, I'm going to use the G word) gun, they throw the lockdown switch.  Not that it makes sense either, but it saves a lot of thinking.
Title: Re: It's the GUNZ. They'll drive ya' crazy.
Post by: Tallpine on July 08, 2015, 04:53:11 PM
It's July.  Aren't the kids supposed to be out falling off of their skateboards  ???
Title: Re: It's the GUNZ. They'll drive ya' crazy.
Post by: Scout26 on July 08, 2015, 06:54:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HNJ93HCxUA

NSFW
Title: Re: It's the GUNZ. They'll drive ya' crazy.
Post by: erictank on July 10, 2015, 09:07:02 AM
It's July.  Aren't the kids supposed to be out falling off of their skateboards holed up in the basement playing Xbox and swearing at everyone online ???

FTFY.
Title: Re: It's the GUNZ. They'll drive ya' crazy.
Post by: Doggy Daddy on July 12, 2015, 12:31:14 AM
It's July.  Aren't the kids supposed to be out falling off of their skateboards holed up in the basement playing Xbox and swearing at everyone online  ???

Actually, that would be Jamis.
Title: Re: It's the GUNZ. They'll drive ya' crazy.
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on July 12, 2015, 01:00:08 AM
It's July.  Aren't the kids supposed to be out falling off of their skateboards  ???

Summer school
Elective summer academic programs and "camps"
Pre K programs (it is an elementary school)
Athletic programs
Programs for at risk and low income kids

Basically, a whole lot of reasons for the school to still be occupied during summer break.
Title: Re: It's the GUNZ. They'll drive ya' crazy.
Post by: Jamisjockey on July 12, 2015, 07:21:52 AM
Much of Kalifornia runs on year round school.

Title: Re: It's the GUNZ. They'll drive ya' crazy.
Post by: Tallpine on July 12, 2015, 11:21:44 AM
Much of Kalifornia runs on year round school.



So what's the next step - the state keeping the kids 24/7 ???
Title: Re: It's the GUNZ. They'll drive ya' crazy.
Post by: vaskidmark on July 12, 2015, 04:57:22 PM
So what's the next step - the state keeping the kids 24/7 ???

As a former parent, the idea is tempting - at least on the surface.  Lebensborn would never happen here. [tinfoil]

stay safe.