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WhitePowerMilk
« on: June 03, 2011, 08:10:12 AM »
Wow. I don't even really know what to say about this one. Milk that's been pre-gargled by your choice of girls?

http://whitepowermilk.com/

Apparently you can even  buy a video of your milk being gargled.

Wait, I do know what to say:   [barf]
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Re: WhitePowerMilk
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2011, 08:57:07 AM »
Now that's a very special kind of crazy.
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Re: WhitePowerMilk
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2011, 09:04:37 AM »
Just when you think people couldn't be any more weird. 
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Re: WhitePowerMilk
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2011, 09:34:02 AM »
I...  huh... um....  I got nothin'
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Re: WhitePowerMilk
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2011, 10:03:41 AM »
I wasn't sure what to expect when the OP said "Apparently you can watch a video of your own milk being gargled."

I was wondering how they got ahold of my cameras
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Re: WhitePowerMilk
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2011, 10:18:54 AM »
This cannot be a real site with actual customers.
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Re: WhitePowerMilk
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2011, 10:38:32 AM »
Nope.

http://whitepowermilk.com/pages/terms

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The buyer agrees that they are a responsible adult of sound mental and physical health at least 18 years of age as of the date of purchase, and they understand that White Power Milk is not sold or intended for human consumption.  Buyer takes full liability for punitive damages, personal injury damages, lost profit or revenues, loss of use of product or equipment and any loss of property that may result from the purchase or use/misuse/abuse of products purchased through this website. Buyer understands that if the specific woman selected to gargle milk is unavailable for any reason at the time of order,  a replacement from this website will be selected on the buyer's behalf.  Buyer understands that a portion of the information on this website has been fictionalized. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Exact ingredients’ lists of products are known only to the product manufacturer. All sales are final. We are not responsible for packages lost in the mail, stolen after delivery, or received late due to delivery error. By continuing with this purchase, buyer agrees to all of the above and a complete and unconditional release of all liability to the greatest extent allowed by the law.
 
The content available through the website www.whitepowermilk.com is the sole property of White Power Milk and is protected by copyright, trademark and other intellectual property laws.

http://animalnewyork.com/2011/05/nate-hills-white-power-milk/

Some sort of New York avant garde artsy protest of societal worship of... white girls?  I dunno.
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Re: WhitePowerMilk
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2011, 10:54:37 AM »
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To be eligible to filter White Power Milk, each white girl must be accredited as socially elite and deemed physically in superb health. However, rarely is it necessary to involve interviews or doctors. When we find the right girl from the right family, we just know.


Apparently, "just knowing" involves the lady in question not falling over laughing when asked to participate.

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Re: WhitePowerMilk
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2011, 11:41:45 AM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on June 03, 2011, 10:38:32 AM
Nope.

http://whitepowermilk.com/pages/terms

http://animalnewyork.com/2011/05/nate-hills-white-power-milk/

Some sort of New York avant garde artsy protest of societal worship of... white girls?  I dunno.

I'm thinking more like satire on the real or imagined racism/elitism of our society
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Re: WhitePowerMilk
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2011, 12:56:40 PM »

APS:  Hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging around playing milk critic till I get pinched by the FDA, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?

RevDisk:  I don't know. This here's a spectacle that might warrant a moment's consideration.
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Re: WhitePowerMilk
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2011, 01:48:11 PM »
Quote from: RevDisk on June 03, 2011, 12:56:40 PM
APS:  Hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging around playing milk critic till I get pinched by the FDA, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?

RevDisk:  I don't know. This here's a spectacle that might warrant a moment's consideration.

But not for the reasons the weird artsy morons made the site.... >:D
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Re: WhitePowerMilk
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2011, 04:35:39 PM »
So who is going to order some? :laugh:
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Re: WhitePowerMilk
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2011, 05:56:27 PM »
$100+ for milk gargled by a girl who probably wouldn't even do a proper "job" with......nah, I can't go there....it'd be hard to find actual hookers who'd do this for that price....  ;/

Quote from: The artist formerly known as fistful on June 03, 2011, 08:57:07 AM
Now that's a very special kind of crazy.

True dat.....
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Re: WhitePowerMilk
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2011, 01:13:29 AM »
That's very funny stuff.  I wonder if the survivalist-types can order powdered gargled milk?
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Re: WhitePowerMilk
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2011, 10:49:15 AM »
That's um... something right there.
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