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Barney and Goober shoot a concrete alligator
« on: June 03, 2011, 10:55:08 AM »
http://www.kmbc.com/news/28107951/detail.html

No doubt the investigation will result in the landowner being charged with *something* for making the police look foolish.
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Re: Barney and Goober shoot a concrete alligator
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2011, 06:07:59 PM »
I'm sure the words "search warrant", "former Marine" and "ongoing investigation" will be used.....
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Re: Barney and Goober shoot a concrete alligator
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2011, 06:09:47 PM »
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Gentry said the landowner told officers he put the fake gator there to keep children off his property.

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Re: Barney and Goober shoot a concrete alligator
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2011, 06:12:03 PM »
I read the article in the paper at lunch today.
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Re: Barney and Goober shoot a concrete alligator
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2011, 06:15:10 PM »
i want pics of the beast
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Re: Barney and Goober shoot a concrete alligator
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2011, 08:24:36 PM »
So was this "gator" on private property or not?  The article is not clear.
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Re: Barney and Goober shoot a concrete alligator
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2011, 08:42:14 PM »
So was this "gator" on private property or not?  The article is not clear.

Yes, it was.

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Gentry said the landowner told officers he put the fake gator there to keep children off his property.

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Re: Barney and Goober shoot a concrete alligator
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2011, 06:51:42 AM »
Hm...  kids running around the back of the apartment, screaming 'n squealing 'n leaving lollipop wrappers and damming the irrigation ditch so the parking lot gets flooded...

Anyone know where a guy can buy a concrete mountain lion?

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Re: Barney and Goober shoot a concrete alligator
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2011, 02:47:51 PM »
It was a drug raid.

The gator was stoned.
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Re: Barney and Goober shoot a concrete alligator
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2011, 03:38:10 PM »
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Yes, it was.

The article also says that some kids saw it while playing in some "nearby woods". Did the concrete alligator owner own the woods that the kids were playing in? If so, why didn't the cops inform the owner that there was an alligator spotted on his land and they was a bout to kill it?
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