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Women say funny women things.
« on: June 29, 2016, 11:50:32 AM »
I had to laugh.
My current wife of 25 years yesterday said, "what's that?"
Me, "my new lightweight welding jacket."
Her,"that's a really good color on you. You don't usually pick that color though. So why did you get that color?"
Me," um, because it was the cheapest I could find and it's the only color they come in." (Radnor green btw)
Her, "oh, well it's a good color on you anyway."

It made me laugh almost as much as the time she asked me to shovel some mulch into the wheelbarrow and bring it over to her flower bed where she said she would "unshovel" it herself!
What we have here is failure to communicate.

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Re: Women say funny women things.
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2016, 12:17:53 PM »
Having now Google-ated "radnor green," I don't see how that color could look good on anyone.
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2016, 12:50:00 PM »
I can't imagine any shade of green looking good on anyone except a redheaded girl.

Oh, and with green eyes.

Yum.

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Re: Women say funny women things.
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2016, 12:51:45 PM »
What we have here is failure to communicate.

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Re: Women say funny women things.
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2016, 12:57:29 PM »
For that price it actually looks nicer than actual shirts at 2-3 times the price.
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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2016, 01:01:03 PM »
Kingcreek, I'll see your guy in a Radnor Green 30" Flame Retardant Jacket and raise you
WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2016, 01:07:05 PM »
I have a very colorful wardrobe, beige, brown, tan, khaki, grey, olive drab and blue (jeans).
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2016, 01:25:35 PM »
I have a very colorful wardrobe, beige, brown, tan, khaki, grey, olive drab and blue (jeans).



Same here. My wife demands the occasional blue shirt, to go with my limpid blue eyes.
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Re: Women say funny women things.
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2016, 01:42:04 PM »
I have a very colorful wardrobe, beige, brown, tan, khaki, grey, olive drab and blue (jeans).

As long as none of them are strapless dresses like the above post, I think you are okay regardless of the color.
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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2016, 01:45:20 PM »
I've met RKL and I think he could pull off a full length strapless number.
There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2016, 07:41:30 PM »
My blued guns match my dark blue eyes.

Stainless, not so much.
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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2016, 08:17:57 PM »
I've met RKL and I think he could pull off a full length strapless number.

Pull it off of whom?
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« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2016, 12:04:26 AM »
I've met RKL and I think he could pull off a full length strapless number.

I have pulled off a few strapless dresses and my wife didn't complain.
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« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2016, 12:34:29 AM »
I have pulled off a few strapless dresses and my wife didn't complain.
Except for the one time it wasn't your wife.
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« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2016, 12:39:01 AM »
Kingcreek, I'll see your guy in a Radnor Green 30" Flame Retardant Jacket and raise you


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« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2016, 07:31:46 AM »
Buy yourself a nice green shirt and maybe you'll pull off another strapless dress.
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« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2016, 09:52:35 AM »
Buy yourself a nice green shirt and maybe you'll pull off another strapless dress.

Sadly my wife's days of strapless dresses have passed into the archives of history.
Right along with me going shirtless in public.
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« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2016, 06:35:23 AM »
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Sadly my wife's days of strapless dresses have passed into the archives of history.  Right along with me going shirtless in public.

If I could pull off about 20 lb and get back to my "show trim" of 175 lb, I'd be happy.

At one point I hit 230 lb and started getting serious about trimming down.

If I turned quickly, it took a half second for my belly to acquire that angular momentum and catch up with the rest of me.
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« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2016, 07:02:05 PM »
<FYI departure>

http://shieldindustries.com/fireguard_wp/fireguard/fireguard-for-fabrics-2/

There are other brands, too.

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Re: Women say funny women things.
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2016, 08:57:13 PM »
I thought welders used to just use heavy starch.
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