Author Topic: Kentucky mail carrier encounters ax-wielding dog on his route  (Read 392 times)

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https://www.wvlt.tv/2020/12/18/kentucky-mail-carrier-encounters-ax-wielding-dog-on-his-route/
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“There’s a lot of reasons why your mailman might not deliver your packages, and this is one of them. I can handle a dog, but not a dog with an axe.”




That would certainly get my attention.  I guess at some point you remember the dog does not have opposable thumbs.
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Re: Kentucky mail carrier encounters ax-wielding dog on his route
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2021, 10:20:21 AM »
With teeth and claws, opposable thumbs become redundant. >:D
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Re: Kentucky mail carrier encounters ax-wielding dog on his route
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2021, 01:09:07 PM »
I've had dogs that would always have a stick in their mouth. That's not much different. He might drop it in front of you expecting you to throw it for him.
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Re: Kentucky mail carrier encounters ax-wielding dog on his route
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2021, 01:47:16 PM »
Clearly a canine with an ax to grind.
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Re: Kentucky mail carrier encounters ax-wielding dog on his route
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2021, 04:23:27 PM »
I've had dogs that would always have a stick in their mouth. That's not much different. He might drop it in front of you expecting you to throw it for him.
Just throw it well enough he doesn't try to catch it.
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