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Re: Snow storm
« Reply #50 on: January 02, 2013, 07:45:13 PM »
I know - and you're an honorable man. Still would rather be hot than cold.  :P
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Re: Snow storm
« Reply #51 on: January 02, 2013, 08:07:49 PM »
There is a home remedy for hypothermia  =D
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Re: Snow storm
« Reply #52 on: January 02, 2013, 09:21:11 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on January 02, 2013, 08:07:49 PM
There is a home remedy for hypothermia  =D

I'd only move north if I were allowed to start a harem.
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Re: Snow storm
« Reply #53 on: January 03, 2013, 07:46:14 AM »
Quote from: Tallpine on January 02, 2013, 08:07:49 PM
There is a home remedy for hypothermia  =D

Yeah, but at some point ya' gotta' eat. And I'm not big enough to traipse to the kitchen with a 200 pound man drapped around me.
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Re: Snow storm
« Reply #54 on: January 04, 2013, 12:19:25 PM »

Quote from: Jamisjockey on January 02, 2013, 09:21:11 PM
I'd only move north if I were allowed to start a harem.

A harem full of Minnesota wimmin....contemplate that for awhile, eh?....
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Re: Snow storm
« Reply #55 on: January 04, 2013, 12:36:57 PM »
That would be a LOT of BTUs.
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Re: Snow storm
« Reply #56 on: January 04, 2013, 12:49:35 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on January 04, 2013, 12:19:25 PM
A harem full of Minnesota wimmin....contemplate that for awhile, eh?....


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Re: Snow storm
« Reply #57 on: January 04, 2013, 01:00:46 PM »
Just so everyone knows in advance and can prepare...

There is going to be a MASSIVE (biblical proportions) snowstorm hit the mid Atlantic states on 15 January.

At least the liklihood of that happening is extremely high.

I'm part of a system testing team, and we've been trying to schedule the regular monthly test for the last 4 months, and it's just not happened for an incredible number of reasons. I think we're up to attempt... 7, maybe 8.




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Re: Snow storm
« Reply #58 on: January 04, 2013, 04:04:14 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on January 04, 2013, 12:19:25 PM
A harem full of Minnesota wimmin....contemplate that for awhile, eh?....

Do they have all their teeth?

I heard a man from Wyoming once say that "skinny women are great if you live in California, but if you're gonna live through one of our winters, you want a woman with some meat on her bones".....
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Re: Snow storm
« Reply #59 on: January 04, 2013, 04:07:36 PM »
Quote from: Jamisjockey on January 04, 2013, 04:04:14 PM
Do they have all their teeth?

If not, I'm sure the have enough to share....
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Re: Snow storm
« Reply #60 on: January 04, 2013, 04:20:15 PM »
Quote from: Jamisjockey on January 04, 2013, 04:04:14 PM
I heard a man from Wyoming once say that "skinny women are great if you live in California, but if you're gonna live through one of our winters, you want a woman with some meat on her bones".....

When I was driving through Wyoming a couple of years ago, I was overnighting outside Evanston and stopped in a "locals" bar and grill for dinner. In walked a Wyoming woman with "meat on her bones" and a Hoss hat. I think she could have beat up every man in the bar. I was afraid of her. The two skinny college kids passing through town that she decided to "make her own", and bump and grind dance with at the bar were a lot more scared of her. I wish I could have got a photo of their expressions.  :laugh:
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