You know, you can't dress up as anything anymore, especially not the really scary/evil stuff.
You can't dress up as a ghost, because everyone thinks you're a Klansman and they get all triggered.
You definitely can't dress up as a Klansman.
You can't dress up as a Nazi because OMG TRUMP/HITLER/HOLOCAUSE!
You can't dress up in black face, white face, brown face, yellow face, even if you are black, white, brown, or yellow.
You can't dress up in an Indian costume because the Washington Redskins get all triggered.
You can't dress up as a mime because mute people get all pissed.
You can't dress up as a professional like a police officer because BLM!
I'm going to go as exactly what I am, a fat, angry, Conservative, middle aged white man and piss EVERYONE off.