The first was a woman accusing her of drunkenly trying to forcefully kiss her.
The second, a dude she forcibly publicly exposed.
Not earth shattering sexual misconduct, but not exactly sexually mature behavior either. I expected to find out she tried to rape someone or something by the scintillating headline.
And since I'm a hair over 24 years of marriage, I might be a tad annoyed if Katy Perry threw herself at me.