AJDual and Dilbert

[Monkeyleg]

AJ, whenever I read "Dilbert", I think of you. Not because you look like him, but because I can imagine you using your wit, intellect and logic to really take somebody down a notch.

Here's an example:

http://www.dilbert.com/2011-05-07/

Is that you, or do you keep your mouth shut when dealing with idiots?

[AJ Dual]

No, I think of idiots as really dumb robots, and it's my challenge to coerce/steer/guide them into doing what I needed.  

And it has the added benefit of being perceived as "good customer relations", which sometimes gets back to my superiors.