Artificial sweetners are good for folks with diabetes or weight problems
In Johnstown Pennsyl-tuky, that sentence reads:
Artificial sweetners are good for folks that gots "the sugar"
i was at a pic-i-nik a couple o weeks ago and the father of the hostess
was telling us how Iron City beer was the finest beer to be had.
'cept he called it "ern city"
i think the lead content had plated a few of his neurons
(and his palate)
My granddad had a friend with a kegulator of ern city in his rumpus room.
My poppy had a 'Pittsburgher" down in the seller.
If you were out back "redding up the yard"
and you needed to use the bathroom
rather than walking thru Nana's kitchen
there was a toilet sitting beside the "Warsh sink"
down in the basement.