That was exhilarating

[BlueStarLizzard]

No, works surprisingly well.  Except the little critters find entertainment in wrapping the leash around objects or legs.

They can't possibly be worse then some dogs i've walked.

To be honest, I lile the idea of buzzers and lowjacks better.
If cows are better free range, then I would bet its good for kids too.

[Tallpine]

How about a shock "collar" (belt under clothes instead) that zaps the little one when he/she/undecided gets more than N feet from the parent controller ?

[vaskidmark]

How about a shock "collar" (belt under clothes instead) that zaps the little one when he/she/undecided gets more than N feet from the parent controller ?

Even I could make that adjustment once the connection to the siren was located and rerouted to the outside of the case.  A little slicon sealant to put the case back together and it's good to go.  Only issue would be deciding how long to let it go until I turned the zapping off - it'd teach the little rug rat not to stray!

stay safe.

[RoadKingLarry]

How about a shock "collar" (belt under clothes instead) that zaps the little one when he/she/undecided gets more than N feet from the parent controller ?

I was all for the shock/training collars for the little darlings but the wife vetoed it. She also vetoed the Hotshot as a substitute or spanking.

[French G.]

After seeing how well invisible fencing works on the dog child I've suggested it, to a chilly reception, for the bipedal version. Seems it would be more effective than lectures on why it is dangerous to play in the street.

[roo_ster]

It's still a problem at 6 and 7, they still run around wild, and the amount of yelling and smacking that actually gets them to listen for more than 5 minutes before doing it again tends to get you on the news, or talking to the cops these days.

"Why can't you control your children?"

"I can't believe he just spanked his child.  I'm calling 911!"

Even the best kids need to know what lines not to cross and that there are immediate and unpleasant consequences when they do so.  Sadly, our sorry excuse for a society makes that more difficult every day.

[KD5NRH]

At the childrens museum of Richmond and "misplaced" my 4 year old for about 5 mins. She was right where she was supposed to be the whole time. I just couldn't see her. She was within 20 feet till I started frantically searching. That was an educational moment

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[cassandra and sara's daddy]

My Kid would think the grenade was cool. "do it again !"

[Tallpine]

I was all for the shock/training collars for the little darlings but the wife vetoed it. She also vetoed the Hotshot as a substitute or spanking.

Women are so unreasonable sometimes 

[BlueStarLizzard]

Women are so unreasonable sometimes 

Not that unreasonable.

I mean, really, how often to trips to the er start with the statement "I triple dog dare you..."

Add in the means of eletricuting themselves andget double the er visits.

[MillCreek]

Not that unreasonable.

I mean, really, how often to trips to the er start with the statement "I triple dog dare you..."

Add in the means of eletricuting themselves andget double the er visits.

No, no, no.  A sizable chunk of trips to the ER start with 'hold my beer and watch this....."

[BlueStarLizzard]

No, no, no.  A sizable chunk of trips to the ER start with 'hold my beer and watch this....."

That's what "triple dog dare" is when it grows up.