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grislyatoms

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Dummies...
« on: October 02, 2012, 09:26:26 AM »
 =D
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/burglars-car-stuck-mud-161219019.html

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Re: Dummies...
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2012, 10:27:44 AM »
Ha ha ha!!!
Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
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Re: Dummies...
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2012, 10:44:40 AM »
"All I do is work everyday." (except when I'm busy stealing from people)

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Re: Dummies...
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2012, 11:31:33 AM »
I just love the contiuation of thefts involving anti theft tracking devices (particularly Apple stuff) and wonder how long it will be before the dumb criminals finally start figuring it out.

My money is in 20 years we'll start seeing the decline. But I am known to be optimistic.  :lol:
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Re: Dummies...
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2012, 12:12:42 PM »
"All I do is work everyday." (except when I'm busy stealing from people)



I found that rather hilarious as well! =D

I would have shut my mouth quite prior to that; these guys just don't seem to get it... =D
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Re: Dummies...
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2012, 12:13:47 PM »
I just love the contiuation of thefts involving anti theft tracking devices (particularly Apple stuff) and wonder how long it will be before the dumb criminals finally start figuring it out.

My money is in 20 years we'll start seeing the decline. But I am known to be optimistic.  :lol:
=D
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Re: Dummies...
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2012, 01:22:54 PM »
Hasn't the Supreme Court said something about criminal trials of the severely mentally retarded?

'Cause that's the only defense they might be able to get off on.

To quote one of the great legal scholars of the past 100 years: What a bunch of maroons!

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Re: Dummies...
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2012, 03:26:24 PM »
Getaway car was a '95 Camaro. Textbook redneck crime...
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Re: Dummies...
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2012, 04:25:56 PM »
If you going on a steeling spree better boost a 4x4 next time first.
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Re: Dummies...
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2012, 07:41:27 PM »
"All I do is work everyday." (except when I'm busy stealing from people)

I prefer, "I'm nowhere near a flight risk." It's funny, cause it's true! :rofl:


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