R.I.P. Scout26
Not something I'm at risk for.
How about your wife?
Bwahahaha.... I don't know about others but my wife took the anti-fellatio treatment many years ago, I think it was hidden in the wedding cake. bob
^^^I thought it was forged into the wedding ring.
Clearly what we need here is the APS Fellowship of the Ring to throw a representative sample ring into the fires of Mt. Doom, thus freeing our female significant others from this terrible curse.
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,One for the Dark Lord on his dark throneIn the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
This was on an episode of House.
It's not lupus.
Hmmm, we didn't have a wedding cake, and all is well. There must be something to that theory.
My wife had jaw surgery as a teenager. Hasn't been able to open as wide ever since. I don't fit without scraping. It's been tried.