Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on December 22, 2006, 07:19:55 AM
http://newsblaze.com/story/2006082811130100001.sp/newsblaze/BUSINESS/Business.html
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. - Aug. 28 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) -- Bronzed baby shoes are out, and bronzed baby poop is in, for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as they celebrate baby's "first poop." The commemoration of baby Suri Cruise's first poop strives to be the evidence of her existence for a public yet to see photos of the superstar couple's four month old infant. Suri Cruise's commissioned bronzed baby poop goes on display August 30th at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn's Williamsburg gallery district and will be offered on eBay with the proceeds to benefit the March of Dimes.
© Dan EdwardsSuri's bronzed poop is purportedly cast from the excretion of her first solid meal. "Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby's first meal of solid food may be a baby's first meal at the dinner table," said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art. "A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family." Suri's bronzed baby poop will be exhibited under a display case until the eBay auction ends, explains Kesting, but he admits they've commissioned artist Daniel Edwards to produce a limited edition plaster replica.
*(Photo Caption: Sign of health: Suri Cruise's first poop commemorated for charity.)
Casting of the baby poop with a bronze finish and mounted on a base that includes a brass plate engraved with baby Suri's name, comes at a time when Tom Cruise is increasingly known for his eccentricity. Capla Kesting assures the trend for bronzing baby poop isn't so eccentric and simply follows the popularity of the critically acclaimed children's book, "Everybody Poops."
The gallery says it supports Tom Cruise's and Katie Holmes's decision to withhold images of baby Suri from the public, though gossip magazines speculate the reason may be that Suri may be deformed. The gallery asserts its bronzed baby poop reinforces claims, made after celebrity sightings of Suri, that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a healthy baby.
Reception for Suri's bronzed baby poop and presentation of the proceeds raised by Capla Kesting Fine Art for March Of Dimes will be held September 8th from 6:00 to 9:00 at 121 Roebling St., Brooklyn.
© Dan EdwardsSuri's bronzed poop is purportedly cast from the excretion of her first solid meal. "Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby's first meal of solid food may be a baby's first meal at the dinner table," said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art. "A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family." Suri's bronzed baby poop will be exhibited under a display case until the eBay auction ends, explains Kesting, but he admits they've commissioned artist Daniel Edwards to produce a limited edition plaster replica.
*(Photo Caption: Sign of health: Suri Cruise's first poop commemorated for charity.)
Casting of the baby poop with a bronze finish and mounted on a base that includes a brass plate engraved with baby Suri's name, comes at a time when Tom Cruise is increasingly known for his eccentricity. Capla Kesting assures the trend for bronzing baby poop isn't so eccentric and simply follows the popularity of the critically acclaimed children's book, "Everybody Poops."
The gallery says it supports Tom Cruise's and Katie Holmes's decision to withhold images of baby Suri from the public, though gossip magazines speculate the reason may be that Suri may be deformed. The gallery asserts its bronzed baby poop reinforces claims, made after celebrity sightings of Suri, that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a healthy baby.
Reception for Suri's bronzed baby poop and presentation of the proceeds raised by Capla Kesting Fine Art for March Of Dimes will be held September 8th from 6:00 to 9:00 at 121 Roebling St., Brooklyn.
Post by: mfree on December 22, 2006, 07:45:50 AM
Is Cruise responsible for the death of a very well known saying? It's like genetically engineering pigs with wings...
Post by: Sylvilagus Aquaticus on December 22, 2006, 07:50:16 AM
Post by: Ex-MA Hole on December 22, 2006, 08:42:45 AM
I'm with Sylvilagus Aquaticus.
He said it best.
Post by: Brad Johnson on December 22, 2006, 08:44:55 AM
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Bronzed...hrmm... does that mean you can polish it?
(insert witty comment about shiny turd here)
Brad
Post by: grislyatoms on December 22, 2006, 09:16:53 AM
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on December 22, 2006, 09:22:04 AM
Post by: Felonious Monk/Fignozzle on December 22, 2006, 09:24:37 AM
Looks mighty improbable to me...
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on December 22, 2006, 09:28:40 AM
Suri's crap is on the previous exhibits list of the gallery, at http://www.caplakesting.com/
Post by: 280plus on December 22, 2006, 11:30:05 AM
Does anyone else think that turd is a little large? Me thinks daddy helped.
Methinks somebody squeezed daddy's head...
Post by: crt360 on December 22, 2006, 11:46:21 AM
Post by: Eleven Mike on December 22, 2006, 12:07:18 PM
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What are they going to do next, auction off jars of piss?
Does the name Andres Serrano mean anything to you?
Post by: brimic on December 22, 2006, 01:25:59 PM
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Does anyone else think that turd is a little large? Me thinks daddy helped.
Methinks turd looks a little too solid to come from an infant of her age, must be some sort of high fiber scientology diet.
Post by: Antibubba on December 22, 2006, 07:20:31 PM
Post by: Strings on December 23, 2006, 09:20:49 AM
There are some VERY sick folks out there!
Post by: ambush on December 23, 2006, 09:29:18 AM