Just think of this as the way elections will be held if Democrats ever get full control of the FedGov.
Wait, that's not funny.
I've decided my ideal Democratic candidate is George Wallace. The reasons are these:
1. He's dead, so he can't do any more damage.
2. He's known mostly for being a racist, which makes him a pretty good representative of the Democratic Party.
3. He's dead, so he can't do any more damage.
4. He's known mostly for being a racist, which makes him unelectable.
5. He's dead, so he can't do any more damage.
6. He's known mostly for being a racist, but that's better than what the Democrats have turned into, and actually a whole lot more reasonable.
7. He's dead, so he can't do any more damage.
(Yeah, I know he changed in his later years.)