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Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« on: February 29, 2016, 05:42:03 PM »
Good news.


http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/02/29/judge-in-new-york-drug-case-us-cant-force-apple-to-give-fbi-access-to-locked-iphone-data/

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"Ultimately the question to be answered in this matter, and in others like it across the country, is not whether the government should be able to force Apple to help it unlock a specific device; it is instead whether the All Writs resolves that issue and many others like it yet to come. For the reasons set forth above, I conclude that it does not. The government’s motion is denied,” magistrate judge James Orenstein wrote."  Judge Orenstein.
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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2016, 09:05:27 PM »
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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2016, 07:19:26 AM »
I saw that in the news, definitely good news hopefully the courts up the chain concur.
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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2016, 12:22:12 PM »
I'm probably terminally stupid, but I don't see how any court can use any law to require any person or company to create something that doesn't exist.

In bricks-and-mortar terms, to me it's the equivalent of getting a search warrant for a rented house. The tenants won't open the door, so the .gov goes to the landlord and says, "Open the door." Landlord says, "I can't, I gave the keys to the tenant." Can the .gov really tell the landlord "So YOU hire a locksmith and make us a key?" I don't think so.
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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2016, 04:20:07 PM »
It's more like telling Schlage to "make a master key that will open every lock they've ever made. And do it now on Schlage's dime and give it to us for free."

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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2016, 04:39:42 PM »
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And do it now on Schlage's dime and give it to us for free.

Um, I thought the original document provided for reasonable expenses on Apple's part?
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2016, 04:50:36 PM »
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Um, I thought the original document provided for reasonable expenses on Apple's part?
Even if it did, if they don't want to make a master key for every lock that's their business and the government has no right to make them, simply because they can't figure a way to bust down the door.


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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2016, 12:46:01 AM »
^ Yeah, OK, but I was just wondering about the "their dime" remark from Triphammer.
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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2016, 02:34:19 AM »
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Um, I thought the original document provided for reasonable expenses on Apple's part?

What original document? The 200+ year old statute the .gov is citing (the All Writs Act of 1789!) requires whoever they whack with it to provide assistance to the government. It doesn't say the .gov has to pay for said assistance.

The law also doesn't say that whoever they whack with it has to create something that doesn't exist, either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Writs_Act
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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2016, 09:11:11 AM »
I meant the original court order to Apple to help the government.  Don't make me look it up, but there was such a clause in it IIRC.
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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2016, 01:10:20 PM »
I think it would be great if Apple were to assign a team of its worst programmers to the task, have them spend six months on the government's dime working on it, and then come back and report that they did such a good job making the phones secure that their programmers couldn't break into them. And then submit their bill for time and expenses.
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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2016, 01:16:41 PM »
I think it would be great if Apple were to assign a team of its worst programmers to the task, have them spend six months on the government's dime working on it, and then come back and report that they did such a good job making the phones secure that their programmers couldn't break into them. And then submit their bill for time and expenses.


I like this plan. They could hire me. As a "worst programmer" I'm eminently qualified.
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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2016, 04:08:07 PM »
I like this plan. They could hire me. As a "worst programmer" I'm eminently qualified.

I'm worse, and I have no moral qualms with billing for my time at insane rates.

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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2016, 04:50:10 PM »
Just have Apple hire the same people who built the Obamacare site. Doesn't matter if they're not engineers. Same result.

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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2016, 06:09:18 PM »
Just have Apple hire the same people who built the Obamacare site. Doesn't matter if they're not engineers. Same result.

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« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2016, 06:11:29 PM »
Just have Apple hire the same people who built the Obamacare site. Doesn't matter if they're not engineers. Same result.

Sadly, the people that were too incompetent to work on the Obamacare site are not available, they work for my company.
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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2016, 06:53:35 PM »
What original document? The 200+ year old statute the .gov is citing (the All Writs Act of 1789!) requires whoever they whack with it to provide assistance to the government. It doesn't say the .gov has to pay for said assistance.
Seems to me it was rendered obsolete by the 13th Amendment.

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I don't recall Apple or its employees being duly convicted of any crime . . .
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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2016, 10:15:19 PM »
my company and others filed a brief in support of apple today
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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2016, 11:11:54 PM »
my company and others filed a brief in support of apple today


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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2016, 11:41:32 PM »
In related news, it appears France doesn't want any tech jobs anymore...


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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2016, 07:50:53 AM »
And Amazon is dropping all encryption on their phones and tablets.

That will show those pesky terrorists, who are already intelligent enough not to use Amazon phones or tables because they, well, suck ass.
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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2016, 09:46:14 AM »
my company and others filed a brief in support of apple today

Hopefully they didn't let an actual Apple user write it.

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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2016, 12:26:45 AM »
Can't the FBI go to the NSA and see who called/texted and who was called/texted from that phone?

Wouldn't that be the first step? 


And again I point out that there probably isn't dick on that phone, since it belonged to the county and Mr and Mrs. Terrorist destroyed their personal phones before going all jihad?
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Re: Good news for Apple!! And .gov gets another middle finger.
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2016, 01:04:20 AM »
Hopefully they didn't let an actual Apple user write it.

"We likes iFones.  Guvvermunt is mean."

IIRC, Fitz is employed by Microsoft, so I kind of doubt it...
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