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All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« on: May 13, 2014, 03:40:08 PM »
http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/quiz

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Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 100

I'm not sure what I do with my Privilege, as none of the stores I was in today would accept it.  Funny how that works.






eta: Corrected linkee
« Last Edit: May 13, 2014, 09:02:37 PM by scout26 »
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2014, 03:55:17 PM »
Hmm. I'll have to take the quiz at home. The fed.gov servers have already denied me the privilege of taking it by blocking the site. Something ironic in there somewhere. :)
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2014, 03:55:36 PM »
Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 145

I am upset at scoring so low.
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2014, 04:00:18 PM »
I can't take the quiz either, but I'm hoping there's an Excremental Eminence category. Shitlord just sounds so...inoffensive and pedestrian. I want my oppressive privilege to rank on a more noteworthy scale.
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2014, 04:05:16 PM »
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Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 160

So far, I'm the Supreme Shitlord.


Quote from: SADShooter on May 13, 2014, 04:00:18 PM
I can't take the quiz either, but I'm hoping there's an Excremental Eminence category. Shitlord just sounds so...inoffensive and pedestrian. I want my oppressive privilege to rank on a more noteworthy scale.
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2014, 04:06:51 PM »
170  =) =)
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2014, 04:08:58 PM »
Quote from: dogmush on May 13, 2014, 04:06:51 PM
170  =) =)
Curse you. OTOH, now I can be oppressed and perhaps get some sweet moolah for my suffering. Yeah.
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2014, 04:13:39 PM »
I'm sure I'll be oppressed by some of these guys soon.......
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2014, 04:20:17 PM »
Only 165.  What's your secret, dogmush?
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2014, 04:23:53 PM »
I'm embarressed. 40 :(
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2014, 04:27:02 PM »
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Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 160
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Re: Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2014, 04:31:07 PM »
I recently read this somewhere...
What you call my privilidge is just me being better than you.
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2014, 04:52:47 PM »
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Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 190

I was truthful...not shooting for supreme shitlordiness
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2014, 04:59:09 PM »
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Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 205

Now what the heck is this supposed to mean?
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2014, 05:18:43 PM »

The page you were looking for doesn't exist.

You may have mistyped the address or the page may have moved.
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2014, 05:26:51 PM »
leave off the checkit part

I'm a Shitlord 185.

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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2014, 05:35:16 PM »
Quote from: mtnbkr on May 13, 2014, 05:26:51 PM
leave off the checkit part

I'm a Shitlord 185.

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Same here. I must not make enough money to properly oppress anyone. Have to work on that.
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2014, 05:37:34 PM »
I am bummed.  I really wanted to see my *expletive deleted*lordiness.

"The page you were looking for doesn't exist."

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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2014, 05:37:55 PM »
yeah - I'm short, make under $100K, and am not religious so my shitlord score was only 130
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2014, 05:41:18 PM »
Quote from: RocketMan on May 13, 2014, 05:37:34 PM
I am bummed.  I really wanted to see my *expletive deleted*lordiness.

"The page you were looking for doesn't exist."

"You may have mistyped the address or the page may have moved."

Tried again using mtnbkr's advice.  Scored 205.  I feel better now.
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If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2014, 06:03:08 PM »
180. I had to look up "Cis" before I answered it. I'd never heard of it before.
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« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2014, 06:09:21 PM »
It appears your profession is heavily weighted in the score.  I just switched from scientist to technology and boosted to 210.
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2014, 06:39:41 PM »
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Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 200
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2014, 06:55:07 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on May 13, 2014, 04:23:53 PM
I'm embarressed. 40 :(

Are you still a Shitlord?
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« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2014, 07:10:04 PM »
Quote from: Ben on May 13, 2014, 06:03:08 PM
180. I had to look up "Cis" before I answered it. I'd never heard of it before.


I didn't answer that one - what does it mean?  Maybe I falsely reduced my shitlordedness
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