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The world is officially a better place.
« on: December 02, 2015, 03:55:45 PM »
Because I just discovered Taco Bell salsa verde is available by the bottle!!  =D  =D I found it at WalMart.

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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2015, 05:25:56 PM »
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The world is officially a better place.

OK, who else saw the title and thought "who died?"?

 =D
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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2015, 05:30:16 PM »
Quote from: lee n. field on December 02, 2015, 05:25:56 PM
OK, who else saw the title and thought "who died?"?

 =D

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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2015, 05:41:02 PM »
Another hand.
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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2015, 05:45:18 PM »
Quote from: lee n. field on December 02, 2015, 05:25:56 PM
OK, who else saw the title and thought "who died?"?

 =D

That's EXACTLY what I opened the thread to find out.
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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2015, 05:45:38 PM »
Dang! I had soros in my dead pool. =|

Edit: whoever had sandy berger wins the pot.
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/12/sandy-berger-national-security-adviser-216344
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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2015, 06:18:44 PM »
Quote from: brimic on December 02, 2015, 05:45:38 PM
Dang! I had soros in my dead pool. =|

Edit: whoever had sandy berger wins the pot.
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/12/sandy-berger-national-security-adviser-216344


Huh. They'd better check the casket for classified intel.
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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2015, 07:32:54 PM »
[Raises third hand]
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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2015, 07:33:25 PM »
Quote from: lee n. field on December 02, 2015, 05:25:56 PM
OK, who else saw the title and thought "who died?"?

 =D

Yup! (waves arm like a grade schooler who thinks they knows the answer)
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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2015, 08:30:29 PM »
Ok, let's do this the smart NCO way. Who didn't immediately think of their favorite fervently wished dead character?
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AKA Navy Joe   

I'm so contrarian that I didn't respond to the thread.

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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2015, 10:30:03 PM »
Quote from: HeroHog on December 02, 2015, 07:33:25 PM
Yup! (waves arm like a grade schooler who thinks they knows the answer)

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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2015, 10:56:23 PM »
Quote from: zxcvbob on December 02, 2015, 05:45:18 PM
That's EXACTLY what I opened the thread to find out.

I opened the thread hoping that it was a picture and article with Hillary in handcuffs being stuffed in a cruiser.
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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2015, 10:59:27 PM »
Quote from: charby on December 02, 2015, 10:56:23 PM
I opened the thread hoping that it was a picture and article with Hillary in handcuffs being stuffed in a cruiser.
If only... :police:
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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2015, 11:03:58 PM »
Quote from: charby on December 02, 2015, 10:56:23 PM
I opened the thread hoping that it was a picture and article with Hillary in handcuffs being stuffed in a cruiser.

Sweet HeyZeus, I'd pay good money to see that...
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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2015, 12:05:54 AM »
Quote from: charby on December 02, 2015, 10:56:23 PM
I opened the thread hoping that it was a picture and article with Hillary in handcuffs being stuffed in a cruiser.


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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2015, 12:20:54 AM »
Quote from: lee n. field on December 02, 2015, 05:25:56 PM
OK, who else saw the title and thought "who died?"?

 =D

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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2015, 02:23:20 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on December 02, 2015, 07:32:54 PM
[Raises third hand]

Exactly how many hands do you have?  =D
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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2015, 03:52:58 PM »
Quote from: Sergeant Bob on December 03, 2015, 02:23:20 PM
Exactly how many hands do you have?  =D

That's not a hand!
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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2015, 06:50:12 PM »
Quote from: Sergeant Bob on December 03, 2015, 02:23:20 PM
Exactly how many hands do you have?  =D


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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2015, 08:26:04 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2015, 12:45:24 AM »
So who has the third eye in their forehead?
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Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2015, 01:41:10 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on December 04, 2015, 12:45:24 AM
So who has the third eye in their forehead?

C'mon, you know the answer to that

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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2015, 08:19:58 AM »
Well hand is raised also.
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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2015, 10:59:54 AM »
Gotta post the Jack Elam picture too, just because.

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Re: The world is officially a better place.
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2019, 11:14:54 PM »
Thread necro because, after three years out of production, Taco Bell Salsa Verde is back! I purchased three glorious bottles at WalMart on Sunday.

There's nothing remotely authentic about it. Hell, it's probably some kind of nasty crap they scraped off the walls at Chernobyl that will give me nine thumbs and four different types of tropical rot. I don't care. I love the stuff. I've already gone through most of the first bottle. The other two likely won't make it through the weekend.

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