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What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?
« on: February 28, 2019, 04:59:25 PM »
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Re: What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2019, 05:31:52 PM »
Джозеф Hazelwood, Это Вы?

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Re: What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2019, 06:25:59 PM »
Shave his belly with a rusty razor!
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Re: What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2019, 07:33:03 PM »
I thought you hired him at Exxon?
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Re: What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2019, 07:41:39 PM »
"massive cargo ship"
6,000 tons, Massive? Really?   :facepalm:
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Re: What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2019, 07:46:33 PM »
"massive cargo ship"
6,000 tons, Massive? Really?   :facepalm:

If two rifles and 300 rounds is an "arsenal", then 6000 tons is "massive."
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