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Our new president
« on: May 08, 2010, 12:29:52 PM »
Unless you want to live in a world ruled by zombie robots, you had better vote Pat Robertson for president in 2012. 
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2010, 12:34:47 PM »
Quote from: fistful on May 08, 2010, 12:29:52 PM
Unless you want to live in a world ruled by zombie robots, you had better vote Pat Robertson for president in 2012.  

What, is it some wacky reverse-psychology type thing where we elect one of them so we are ruled by all of them?
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2010, 01:11:19 PM »
Why are you in league with the robot zombies? 
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2010, 04:37:06 PM »
Robot zombies are fine; I got mad hacking skilz.

And if that fails, I have an EMP.   =D
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2010, 04:57:18 PM »
I, for one, welcome our new robot zombie overlords. 
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2010, 05:10:10 PM »
HERATICS AND BLASPHERS THE LOT OF YOU!

The ONLY way to salvation is by consuming the brain tissue of Lord Sweet Zombie Jesus!

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Re: Our new president
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2010, 05:43:57 PM »
Ugh.  And I thought this thread could be some light-hearted fun.  Oh well.
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2010, 05:49:04 PM »
There you go thinking again. Keep it up and you're gonna get us all in trouble.
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2010, 05:54:49 PM »
No, it's the emoting that did it.  I know it's fashionable to laugh off things like that.  I know I'm supposed to be all broad-minded.  I know my negative reaction is supposed to mean that my faith is "weak" or something.  

But, I'm just old-fashioned.  I wouldn't go shoving Jamis Jockey's avatar at the Muslims, and I don't think anybody should be waving Zombie Jesus at Christians.  It's something people should have the courtesy not to do.  I guess I should get over the old-fashioned idea that anything means anything.   ???
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2010, 06:18:15 PM »
i hereby nominate,,, Buster. at least he has some real world experience. but really where is J.C. Watts.
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2010, 06:37:55 PM »
Well, last Wednesday, he was being interviewed by Dick Bott.

http://www.bottradionetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/CS_JCWatts5May10.mp3
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2010, 06:57:16 PM »
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I don't think anybody should be waving Zombie Jesus at Christians.

True, that could get rather...messy.

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Re: Our new president
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2010, 07:28:51 PM »
Quote from: fistful on May 08, 2010, 05:54:49 PM
I don't think anybody should be waving Zombie Jesus at Christians.

You started a thread that mentions zombies and Pat Robertson in the same sentence, on a board full of heathens, and you didn't expect that?
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2010, 07:35:13 PM »
Never heard of it.

But back to Pat Robertson.  Seriously.  If we don't vote for him, it will be four more years of this guy.  Or this guy.
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2010, 07:58:28 PM »
I notice Mercer has two listeners, one of which is him and one friend.  Gotta love an underdog. [popcorn]
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2010, 06:40:13 AM »
My vote is going for Mercer.  He's the only one who represents the things that represent the things that I represent the things that represent me -- I think, if I read what he represents that he represents what he represents as what he represents.

Or something close to that.

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Re: Our new president
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2010, 09:27:41 PM »
Hell, I don't know of anyone who'd run who I'd vote for...
 
Where's Hunter Thompson when you need him?
 
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2010, 05:36:26 AM »
Quote from: Bogie on May 09, 2010, 09:27:41 PM
Hell, I don't know of anyone who'd run who I'd vote for...

Norris/Nugent 2012, all the way.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chuck-Norris-Ted-Nugent-2012/107202899307666

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Re: Our new president
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2010, 05:50:56 AM »
Quote from: Bogie on May 09, 2010, 09:27:41 PM
Hell, I don't know of anyone who'd run who I'd vote for...
 
Where's Hunter Thompson when you need him?
 

Hm. Dead Chicagoans vote on a very regular basis. The next logical step is obviously for you to elect your first vitally challenged president :cool:.
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2010, 07:02:14 AM »
I'd recommend voting for the KGB Chicken instead. I'm thinking he could do a better job than all of them put together. Plus I could probably get a cushy job in his security team. I saved his life once you know...  :cool:
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Re: Our new president
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2010, 01:08:00 PM »
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