My list for today:
1. Read NRA literature that incites me to point my gun in a safe direction, and keep my finger off the trigger until the sights are on the target. And to fact-check the New York Times.
2. Purchase military-grade ghost guns at my local NRA Murder Guns store.
3. Go to a public place [conservation department range] and brutally attack clay disks and pieces of paper.
4. Not bake a wedding cake for homosexuals.