North Miami mayoral candidate says she was endorsed by Jesus

[TechMan]

http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/05/13/v-print/3395474/north-miami-mayoral-candidate.html

Only in Florida.  I really cannot figure out how to describe this one.  Just click on the link and read it.

[roo_ster]

North Miami. Enough said.

[Perd Hapley]

Let's see what oppo research turns up on this Jesus.

[roo_ster]

Let's see what oppo research turns up on this Jesus.

Lemme see...

1. Bastard, as he was conceived out of wedlock.
2. Obvious anti-semite, given the disrespectful way he talked to and about Jews.
3. Dangerous revolutionary.
4. Dangerous statist. (Do not let the cognitive dissonance worry you.)
5. Criminal record.
6. Known to consort with folk of low character.
7. Messiah complex.


Obviously, the endorsement of such a person must be firmly and quickly rejected.

[Gewehr98]

Whoa - wait a second!

I though I was endorsed by Jesus. 

Not fair! 

[Viking]

I'm endorsed by Thor and Odin. Vote for me, and they won't smite you with spears, hammers or other unpleasantries. Also, there'll be mead & pork for all.

[Bigjake]

I'm endorsed by Thor and Odin. Vote for me, and they won't smite you with spears, hammers or other unpleasantries. Also, there'll be mead & pork for all.

Given those incentives,  I'm not sure why your religion isn't dominant over all the rest   

No smiting and bacon?  Sign me up!

[Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas]

Since it is Miami, there's a decent chance there's more than one guy there named Jesus.