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Behold Irwin's nemesis
« on: December 12, 2006, 02:00:51 PM »
Terrifying isn't she?  grin





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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2006, 02:51:25 PM »
Clearly capable of delivering a severe ankle bite!  My two are in their early 20's and late teens, respectively, and I sometimes find it hard to recall when they were cute like this......
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2006, 04:27:55 PM »
No wonder he's always getting his ass kicked.
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2006, 05:08:24 PM »
I call shenanigans!

I distinctly remember seeing pictures of Mike's nemesis over a year ago and that one, the real one, was nowhere near so big and grown up!

This larger, just as pretty, but obviously later model, nemesis is a fraud!  grin
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2006, 05:09:31 PM »
Quote from: carebear on December 12, 2006, 04:08:24 PM
I call shenanigans!

I distinctly remember seeing pictures of Mike's nemesis over a year ago and that one, the real one, was nowhere near so big and grown up!

This larger, just as pretty, but obviously later model, nemesis is a fraud!  grin

^^^  laugh

Very cute kid, mtnbkr!
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2006, 07:04:55 PM »
The second pic is the contemplation of the havoc to be inflicted on his Worthiness, Mr. Irwin.  The first pic is the joyful look of the completion of said havoc.

A beautiful young lady, mtnbkr.  I think it's time to go to the gun safe and break out the photo albums and Swmbo and I can relive the dim past.
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2006, 07:12:56 PM »
ya know, I'm thinking we should set-up an APS Christmas present to the young lass... something suitable...

 Practice nunchucks, baseball bats, Nerf guns... things like that. And a couple cases of Kleenex for Mike... Cheesy
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2006, 07:15:25 PM »
Sock 'em Boppers, the inflatable boxing gloves.  I'd say she'd hit right about belt height... maybe a little below.  grin
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2006, 09:09:07 PM »
Quote from: carebear on December 12, 2006, 06:15:25 PM
Sock 'em Boppers, the inflatable boxing gloves.  I'd say she'd hit right about belt height... maybe a little below.  grin

Don't laugh.

A couple of months ago the little monster came running up to me and did a forehead plant right in my crotch.

Got BOTH of them that time...
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2006, 10:49:36 PM »
Jeez Mike,

You say "Don't laugh" and then tell that story?!?

 I'll get right on that...

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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2006, 11:42:38 PM »
Is it terribly wrong that I'm now giggling uncontrolably?

Honest Mike... we feel your pain... no really...

*gigglesnort*

BTW: Spoon said we should include some ace bandages in that pack... Smiley
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2006, 01:19:57 AM »
Oh yes, the look of mischief is in those eyes. Be afraid, very afraid...  shocked

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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2006, 04:04:58 AM »
Hope you don't mind if I rain on Mike's parade, but unfortuately, mine is at THAT height, too.
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2006, 05:30:44 AM »
Thanks guys. Smiley

Don't let Mike lead you on, he brings much of it on himself.  Abby is energetic and if you roughhouse with her, she plays right along.  Ask him how often he comes over and swings her around by her arms or holds her upside down by her ankles (which she appears to enjoy based on the wild giggles). Cheesy

The best part about this age (she's 3 now) is watching her learn and reason things out.

Ex-Ma, how old is yours?  She's a cutie too. Smiley

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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2006, 07:10:25 AM »
I ain't scared of her.   cool
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2006, 07:10:42 AM »
And, deep down, won't we all feel a bit of pity for the first boy that makes either of these beautiful young ladies cry with a broken heart?
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2006, 09:44:20 AM »
Only if pity is one of those emotions you can feel while wating your turn in a butt-whipping line.  grin
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2006, 10:49:30 AM »
Quote from: mtnbkr on December 13, 2006, 04:30:44 AM

Ex-Ma, how old is yours?  She's a cutie too. Smiley

Chris

Mine just turned 2.  Ah, yes, the terrible twos...she plays my wife like a fiddle.  I just laugh and walk away.  She tends not to pull that stuff with me, she doesn't win.

I'll tell you, after a day in hell at work, she is the best medicing that you can get.  One smile, and all my baggage is gone! 

You should see her lead my two dogs around the house.  Funny stuff.
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2006, 11:06:21 AM »
Quote from: fistful on December 13, 2006, 06:10:25 AM
I ain't scared of her.   cool

[Yoda voice]

You will be.

Oh you will be.

[/Yoda voice]
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2006, 11:12:38 AM »
Quote from: Chris on December 13, 2006, 06:10:42 AM
And, deep down, won't we all feel a bit of pity for the first boy that makes either of these beautiful young ladies cry with a broken heart?

Yes, for after her Father gets done with him, Uncle Muck will take over.

And there is no one quite so violent and cruel as the honary uncle brigade.
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2006, 11:32:12 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 13, 2006, 10:06:21 AM
Quote from: fistful on December 13, 2006, 06:10:25 AM
I ain't scared of her.   cool

[Yoda voice]

You will be.

Oh you will be.

[/Yoda voice]

Does that mean you and Chris are inviting me over for barbecue so I can meet the little monster?  Tell me when.  Smiley  I'll be the one at the airport wearing the big padded suit and helmet. 
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2006, 11:46:48 AM »
[yoda voice]

Protective armor wear not you must!

Face the monster unarmed you must!

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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2006, 11:50:34 AM »
There's a much better line to parody from that scene.  Like this:

"Your pads - you will not need them."
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2006, 01:00:39 PM »
Mtnbkr,
You need to get her a Kalishnakitty T shirt.
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2006, 01:37:31 PM »
Quote from: grampster on December 13, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
Mtnbkr,
You need to get her a Kalishnakitty T shirt.
Damn fine idea.  Do they come in toddler sizes?  Seriously.  Got a link?

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