I just changed it an hour ago. While I still think it's dumb, it's not quite as annoying as I thought it would be. Took all of ten minutes, with most of the time spent holding the thing tipped to make sure I got all the "first five hours" oil out. A little initial spillage, but I ended up just draining it into an old baking pan*, so I had a pretty big "catchment". :) Next oil change will probably be a five minute job.
The only thing I'm still annoyed about is that the first change is where you might expect shavings or other contaminants to come out, and it doesn't seem like you can account for everything if you can't drain from the lowest point. I'll probably change it again in another few hours of engine time just to maybe catch more stuff.
* I actually use this pan on the Honda generator. While it has a drain plug, it's not the best setup either. Without lifting the heavy ass generator onto blocks, the baking pan is the only thing that will slide underneath (barely, on one corner) to catch the oil.