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APS GQ: When will goatee fade from scene?
« on: January 10, 2006, 06:29:23 AM »
Just back from the courthouse with this vital observation on men's fashion.  It was a sea of monkey butts wherever I turned.

Isn't the shaved head and monkey butt over?  What can we do to speed its demise?
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APS GQ: When will goatee fade from scene?
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2006, 07:03:05 AM »
Not participating is the best way.  
My skin is too sensitive to shave everyday, but I do at least thrice a week, and keep a 'boy' cut length haircut.  I tried to get the last 'stylist' to put a high and tight on my 2 year old, but she didn't know how.  Instead, he too got a boy's cut.
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2006, 08:02:15 AM »
Well, of one LIKES grooming in the fashion of Ancient Rome, go for it.  Leave those of us who don't like looking like a member of the Roman Legions alone.  I used to wear a full beard, trimmed neatly since I HATE shaving.  Then I had to start wearing a respirator for work.  Beards don't work wtih those, so a goatee it was.

As for the hair on the head, its now getting thin enough to warrant just shaving it all off and being done with it.  Of course, I still hate shaving, so.....
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2006, 09:03:21 AM »
Why such a high concentration today? Did a rave party get busted at Purdue? Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2006, 09:14:05 AM »
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Just back from the courthouse with this vital observation on men's fashion.  It was a sea of monkey butts wherever I turned.

Isn't the shaved head and monkey butt over?  What can we do to speed its demise?
Why is it that every time you post an observation on fashion, I get to wondering if whatever fashion trend you're critiquing resulted in a bad day at work?
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2006, 09:22:30 AM »
I like the way I look with a goatee.  So mine's staying Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2006, 09:51:16 AM »
I have to confess to having...  The Bloatee!

A goatee covering up unsightly neck fat.  Somehow, for the past month I've been sticking to my resolution to go the gym at least 4-5 times a week, so hopefully the fat and the goatee will be gone in about two more months.
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2006, 09:55:05 AM »
El T does live in Indiana, the land of zombie bears and monkey butts.  Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2006, 11:13:52 AM »
Justin, not a bad day, it just drives me nuts that everyone looks the same!  Shaved head and monkey butt, every where I turn.  This look is soooo mid-90s.

Just wish this lingering fad would fade.  However, I may regret what replaces it!
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2006, 11:27:25 AM »
When people realize that a full beard is much warmer this time of year.
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2006, 01:53:09 PM »
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Justin, not a bad day, it just drives me nuts that everyone looks the same!  Shaved head and monkey butt, every where I turn.  This look is soooo mid-90s.

Just wish this lingering fad would fade.  However, I may regret what replaces it!
You forgot that most of those people have their jeans hanging off their ass too.

Oh and shoes that cost more than their "jewelry".
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2006, 02:29:30 PM »
Dan-

Quick, run and look out the window, there's probably kids on your lawn, too!

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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2006, 04:02:51 PM »
You can have my goatee when you shave it off my cold, dead (but still ruggedly handsome) face!

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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2006, 04:20:27 PM »
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Justin, not a bad day, it just drives me nuts that everyone looks the same!  Shaved head and monkey butt, every where I turn.  This look is soooo mid-90s.

Just wish this lingering fad would fade.  However, I may regret what replaces it!
Would ya rather see a return of the "mullet"?Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2006, 04:25:45 PM »
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Justin, not a bad day, it just drives me nuts that everyone looks the same!  Shaved head and monkey butt, every where I turn.  This look is soooo mid-90s.

Just wish this lingering fad would fade.  However, I may regret what replaces it!
Would ya rather see a return of the "mullet"?Cheesy
I'm working on a mullet Smiley

Just gotta find a black Trans-Am and some AC/DC and Skynyrd 8 tracks to go with it.
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« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2006, 04:31:55 PM »
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Quick, run and look out the window, there's probably kids on your lawn, too!
Damn kids!  Not worth the powder it would take to blow 'em to hades!
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« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2006, 05:05:04 PM »
I started losing my hair in my early 20's.  I am now in my mid-40's.  Three months ago, I said to heck with it, and started shaving my head.  I actually have had a Van Dyke, down from a full beard, for about five years now.  I don't notice that many people in Seattle who have a shaved head and goatee.  Hmmm.
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« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2006, 06:54:33 PM »
No goatee, but I shave my head once a week. It's a chick magnet dooodze.  Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2006, 09:33:19 PM »
I resemble that remark!  Wink

Forget the goatee-it's that damn "soul patch" that needs to go!   Why any guy would think that a strip of hair that looks like his girlfriend's, uh, bikini line, is beyond me.
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« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2006, 04:22:52 AM »
Come on - isn't it obvious?  The shaved head and goatee is courtroom chic:



Judge Hatchett's bailiff has it goin' on!

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« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2006, 08:21:43 AM »
I agree with the Antibubba.

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« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2006, 09:35:03 AM »
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Dan-

Quick, run and look out the window, there's probably kids on your lawn, too!

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haha! Funny you mention that, I was tres pissed when some kid threw a snowball at my window at 6:30AM in the morning. Plus I walk around the mall thinking, "Get a friggin' hair cut!"

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« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2006, 09:37:04 AM »
El T

Damn..  you sure do not like those goatees do you? I have one most of the year, except during deer hunting season when I have a full beard, probably not like me either. I don't have a shaved head but my pony tail is past the half way point on my back.

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« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2006, 11:08:40 AM »
charby, it's the saturation principle.  Everyone's got one and it's driving me nuts.

Of course, that's not a long drive!:D
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« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2006, 03:07:17 PM »
I don't!
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