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Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« on: March 22, 2011, 07:53:20 PM »
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2011, 08:30:07 PM »
Nice.  Promptly pinced and proffered onto facebook.
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2011, 08:42:22 PM »
There is something odd about that story...besides the pink pistol.   
The bejeweled guido princess opens the door to a stranger at 3 am, while boyfriend stays asleep...even though he thinks the pizza delivery guy is plotting to steal their bling. Forgetaboutit-  I'm betting there is more to the story.
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2011, 08:50:35 PM »
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2011, 08:52:40 PM »
If nothing else I was shaking my head at the guy talking about the $16K ring and the "can you cash a $100?" stuff. A home invader deserves what they get, but the guy talking about how rich the couple is was kinda weird, and is pretty condition white, if not just plain stupid.

The thought of the breaker-inner being done in by a pink revolver is still kind of amusing though.

Edit: Yeah, yeah, it's $60K. Stop picking on my old brain! :P  :laugh:
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2011, 08:53:05 PM »
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I'm betting there is more to the story
Yup!  A lot more.  Nothing like conspicuous consumption to draw in bad people.  Perhaps a better plan would be to tone down the bling and stop advertising wealth.
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2011, 09:05:03 PM »
Quote from: Ben on March 22, 2011, 08:52:40 PM
If nothing else I was shaking my head at the guy talking about the $16K ring and the "can you cash a $100?" stuff. A home invader deserves what they get, but the guy talking about how rich the couple is was kinda weird, and is pretty condition white, if not just plain stupid.

The thought of the breaker-inner being done in by a pink revolver is still kind of amusing though.

Eh. In Tierra Verde that's kinda Po' White Trash.  The entire town is predicated on conspicuous consumption. 

Lesson to be learned here, don't break into other folk's houses.
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« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2011, 09:20:17 PM »
in a lot of ways, it seems like the Amish* simply know how to live better, and happier lives. odd how not flashing cash/toys around town makes life easier. [tinfoil]


* is that phrase considered raciest? i'll change it if so. but it's not like they'll be reading it anyway. :angel:
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2011, 09:30:09 PM »
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I was shaking my head at the guy talking about the $16K ring and the "can you cash a $100?" stuff.

According to him it's a $60K ring.  

It's been a long time since I lived down there, but there always seems to be a "rest of the story" behind much of the stuff that goes on there.  I briefly dated a gal down there, who also shot a guy who was supposedly trying to kill her at 3 am...it was a her husband.  Unfortunately for her, the jury (and evidence) didn't support her defense claim, and she went to prison for a couple of years. I met her after she shot him, but before the trial, and I didn't know anything about it when we were going out....I just thought she was super hot...and loved her Porsche Carrera Turbo (it was actually her dead husbands).  Turned out she was somewhat of a drunk, a liar, and was probably guilty.  Long story short- my opinion is jaded.
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2011, 10:57:04 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on March 22, 2011, 08:30:07 PM
Nice.  Promptly pinced and proffered onto facebook.


Same here.....pink is a dangerous color.....  :cool:
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2011, 11:43:02 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on March 22, 2011, 10:57:04 PM
.....pink is a dangerous color.....

So is it bad that I heard that sung by Steven Tyler in my head?
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2011, 11:45:44 PM »
Quote from: makattak on March 22, 2011, 11:43:02 PM
So is it bad that I heard that sung by Steven Tyler in my head?

Having anything in your head involving Steven Tyler is a bad thing.....  [barf]


Liv Tyler, on the other hand....   :O [popcorn] =D
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2011, 07:53:28 AM »
Quote from: Ben on March 22, 2011, 08:52:40 PM
If nothing else I was shaking my head at the guy talking about the $16K ring and the "can you cash a $100?" stuff. A home invader deserves what they get, but the guy talking about how rich the couple is was kinda weird, and is pretty condition white, if not just plain stupid.

The thought of the breaker-inner being done in by a pink revolver is still kind of amusing though.

The version I read said the ring cost $60,000. And the guy is an arborist, fer Gawd's sake. That's an tree cutter. If tree cutters can afford $60,000 (or even $16,000) engagement rings, I chose the wrong career.
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2011, 08:42:51 AM »
Probably more like he owns a company who does tree cutting or something.  He may be mortgaged for the next couple centuries also.
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2011, 09:13:09 AM »
Kind of reminds me of the commercial where the rabbit is laughing at the rattelsnake with the baby rattle tied to its tail. Except the rattlesnake bites the rabbit anyways.  :laugh:
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2011, 10:08:05 AM »
When I bought my Taurus TCP, they had a pink-frame model in the showcase.  If they ever make one in fluorescent neon-green, so it matches my motorcycle and bicycle safety gear, I am so buying one to carry on the bikes.
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2011, 10:31:03 AM »
My mistake on the ring. My failing memory remembered $16K instead of $60K when I posted. :)
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2011, 12:19:44 PM »
Quote from: 280plus on March 23, 2011, 09:13:09 AM
Kind of reminds me of the commercial where the rabbit is laughing at the rattelsnake with the baby rattle tied to its tail. Except the rattlesnake bites the rabbit anyways.  :laugh:
  Yeah .... that's how my version of that commercial ends too .....   

Dumb rabbit.  Wrong end of the snake to worry over .....  [popcorn]
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« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2011, 01:15:24 PM »
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2011, 01:22:57 PM »
Quote from: TommyGunn on March 23, 2011, 12:19:44 PM
  Yeah .... that's how my version of that commercial ends too .....   

Dumb rabbit.  Wrong end of the snake to worry over .....  [popcorn]

That would be like stopping to laugh at the beauty queens pink pistol.....we see how that turned out....
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2011, 01:38:38 PM »
So money can't buy class, but it can at least buy colorful pistols to protect that money.
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« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2011, 04:00:38 PM »
Sounds like a moral to me.
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Re: Pink Pistol Penetrates Prowler
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2011, 10:37:33 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on March 23, 2011, 10:08:05 AM
When I bought my Taurus TCP, they had a pink-frame model in the showcase.  If they ever make one in fluorescent neon-green, so it matches my motorcycle and bicycle safety gear, I am so buying one to carry on the bikes.

Charter Arms delivers.....

http://www.charterfirearms.com/products/Charter_Undercover_53844.html

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