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Re: We got a live one here
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2015, 06:26:07 PM »
She forgot the mind control rays from HARP and the FACT that the govermint is using ELF to program sharks to kill people!!!!1111
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Re: We got a live one here
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2015, 07:35:02 PM »
The only people I know that don't believe in chemtrails don't believe in gravity, either.
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Re: We got a live one here
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2015, 07:38:06 PM »
So the government is doing this to control the weather but the weather is something that the government says is being screwed up by CO2?  I guess the poisoning by chemtrails is in case destroying the planet by global warming takes too long.  Yep, it all makes sense now.
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Re: We got a live one here
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2015, 07:56:58 PM »
Where I work is right under the flight path of the local airport. The other day I looked up and said "Hey! Chem trails!" then I turned to the dog I was walking and said "Let's go breath some chem trails!"

Since I don't have any FB friends that are actual tin foil hat wearers or go on info wars or whatever, I blame APS.

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Re: We got a live one here
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2015, 08:56:41 PM »
 It's the Pax. The G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate that we added to the air processors. It was supposed to calm the population, weed out aggression. Well, it works. The people here stopped fighting. And then they stopped everything else. They stopped going to work, they stopped breeding, talking, eating. There's 30 million people here, and they all just let themselves die.
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Re: We got a live one here
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2015, 09:02:36 PM »
There's 30 million people here, and they all just let themselves die.

So there's like 30 million zombies around here somewhere? Who knew?

(Aside from the one who is currently VP of the United States, that is. 29,999,999 to go.)
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Re: We got a live one here
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2015, 09:12:39 PM »
It's the Pax. The G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate that we added to the air processors. It was supposed to calm the population, weed out aggression. Well, it works. The people here stopped fighting. And then they stopped everything else. They stopped going to work, they stopped breeding, talking, eating. There's 30 million people here, and they all just let themselves die.

 'cept for me - I lived.  Although I am feeling a mite testy these days.

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Re: We got a live one here
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2015, 09:46:11 PM »
Put Fox Mulder or Carl Kolchak on the case; they'll come up with something. [tinfoil]  Of course, it will only have to be suppressed by the Men In Black. :facepalm:

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Re: We got a live one here
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2015, 12:28:09 AM »
Next stop Missoula!!!!





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Re: We got a live one here
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2015, 08:07:11 AM »
For a change it might not be fistful's fault but 320's...



















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Re: We got a live one here
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2015, 08:16:49 AM »
For a change it might not be fistful's fault but 320's..

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Re: We got a live one here
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2015, 11:21:18 AM »
damn, I love a good conspiracy theory!      :)

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Re: We got a live one here
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2015, 03:49:56 PM »
So there's like 30 million zombies around here somewhere? Who knew?

You mean, like Democrats?

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Re: We got a live one here
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2015, 08:51:49 AM »
"Dimmer Skies are Safer Skies."  The motto of the International Chemtrail Association.

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