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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #50 on: February 04, 2020, 09:50:03 AM »
Nice to see that both parties have thoroughly screwed the pooch in Iowa now. Maybe we can stop placing such importance on those silly caucuses.
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #51 on: February 04, 2020, 10:15:09 AM »
#Tomperezresign  is trending on twitter, too.  Looks like an implosion in the DNC in the works.
And here I thought the RNC was the only party stupid enough to shoot itself in the foot like this.

IMO, it should be messy.  If it goes too smoothly, I tend to wonder who is manipulating things. 
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #52 on: February 04, 2020, 10:16:17 AM »
Anyone blame Russian hackers yet?


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   REMINDER: Mueller report told us Russia interfered in our 2016 election in a "sweeping and systematic fashion." Why? Simple, the "Russian government perceived it would benefit from a Trump presidency and worked to secure that outcome." #IowaCaucus #IowaCaucusDisaster pic.twitter.com/JIkTZZluV6

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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #53 on: February 04, 2020, 10:52:40 AM »
Have they tried turning Iowa off and then back on again?

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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #54 on: February 04, 2020, 10:53:51 AM »
LOL Buttigieg tried to declare victory in Iowa.


He may be not far from that, I bet he is in the top three when the results come out.
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #55 on: February 04, 2020, 11:12:53 AM »
LOL Buttigieg tried to declare victory in Iowa.


Hmmm
Says there's a money connection between Buttigieg and Shadow

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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #56 on: February 04, 2020, 11:14:08 AM »
Well, the app was developed by a company called SHADOW.


Which is owned by friends of Hillary Clinton.
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #57 on: February 04, 2020, 11:17:49 AM »
Anyone blame Russian hackers yet?

Dems sure seem to have a bunch of trouble with computers don't they?


 

He's a CNN hack so I kind of expect it:

https://twitter.com/slack2thefuture/status/1224611432987119616
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #60 on: February 04, 2020, 11:57:40 AM »
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #61 on: February 04, 2020, 11:59:32 AM »
Well, the app was developed by a company called SHADOW.
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #62 on: February 04, 2020, 12:15:41 PM »
So far, it looks like Trump is winning the Iowa democrat circus I mean caucus.
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #63 on: February 04, 2020, 12:33:22 PM »
The Schadenfreude overdose is almost too much to bear.  =D

Is it too much to hope that this is just the first in a line of dominoes that sees the unraveling of the Democratic Party?

I'm actually willing to let Milwaukee burn a bit if it means that the party devolves into a pastiche of greens, socialists, and paleo-democrats perpetually at each other's throats and unable to gain traction nationally for a generation or two.
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #64 on: February 04, 2020, 12:54:47 PM »
"In the land of Mordor Iowa where the SHADOWs lie ..."
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #65 on: February 04, 2020, 01:00:26 PM »
The Nevada Dems (NDs) were originally planning on using the same app as the Iowa Dems, but NDs just indicated that given the app's failure, they're not going to use it.
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #66 on: February 04, 2020, 01:06:13 PM »
I'm also wondering if they had all the results before midnight and just gaming the system to slow down the 24/7 news cycle/or poke CNN in the eye.
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #67 on: February 04, 2020, 01:33:19 PM »
"In the land of Mordor Iowa where the SHADOWs lie ..."


I was thinking more along these lines

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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #68 on: February 04, 2020, 01:37:24 PM »
Iowa- 88% more livable that the rest of the US

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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #69 on: February 04, 2020, 01:45:54 PM »
I'm also wondering if they had all the results before midnight and just gaming the system to slow down the 24/7 news cycle/or poke CNN in the eye.

No.

No possible upside for them because this makes the entire Democratic Party look absolutely incompetent as hell. That would make about as much sense as Nancy Pelosi holding the articles of impeachment to force a better deal in the Senate....

Wait a minute....


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


In any event, no. This is an absolute image disaster for the Democrats, one they're going to be dealing with for months.
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #70 on: February 04, 2020, 01:58:15 PM »
Headlines over on CNN
Cue the circus music

Iowa Democrats promise some results soon
Pete Buttigieg claims Iowa victory again
Nevada Democrats won't use app at center of confusion
Iowa Democratic Party chair says "more than 50%" of results will be released
"Majority of results" will be released by 5 p.m. ET
Caucus chair says he used backchannel to the Iowa Democratic Party after app attempt failed
This precinct chair couldn't download the app or get support from the state party
Homeland Security had offered to test Iowa app
The Buttigieg campaign has used the same company that developed the app in Iowa
Bernie Sanders is fundraising off Iowa delay
App problems apparently surfaced last week
Buttigieg claims he’s ‘going to New Hampshire victorious’
A delegate tie between Sanders and Buttigieg was decided by a coin flip
Problematic software used in Iowa also set to be used in Nevada, sources say

 
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #71 on: February 04, 2020, 02:05:19 PM »


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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #72 on: February 04, 2020, 02:18:05 PM »
You would have to be nuts to hire these people to do anything.
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #73 on: February 04, 2020, 02:20:54 PM »
You would have to be nuts to hire these people to do anything.


And there lies the problem, the nuts are multiplying
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Re: Looks like Bernie is winning Iowa...
« Reply #74 on: February 04, 2020, 02:25:22 PM »
I was thinking more along these lines

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