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That's going to leave a mark... or another dumb crook...
« on: January 15, 2008, 11:44:16 AM »
KOKOMO, Ind.   A man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store, police said.
A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry Tuesday morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.
Surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants, police said. The clerk wasn't injured.

A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.

Police plan to charge him with armed robbery.
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Re: That's going to leave a mark... or another dumb crook...
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2008, 11:48:04 AM »
Shame he didn't blow off both of them. Then he couldn't ever breed.

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Re: That's going to leave a mark... or another dumb crook...
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2008, 12:19:05 PM »
He's probably already fathered a half-dozen...
 
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Re: That's going to leave a mark... or another dumb crook...
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2008, 12:21:05 PM »
Is it bad that I laughing at this.
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Re: That's going to leave a mark... or another dumb crook...
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2008, 12:32:07 PM »
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He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.
This just made me laugh...  cheesy
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Re: That's going to leave a mark... or another dumb crook...
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2008, 12:53:56 PM »
not bad.... 'cause i'm laughing too....  grin
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Re: That's going to leave a mark... or another dumb crook...
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2008, 01:11:17 PM »
I never got around to laughing.  Still cringing.   undecided
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Re: That's going to leave a mark... or another dumb crook...
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2008, 01:44:31 PM »
Probably one of those soulless Glocks.  He's lucky he didn't lose all his equipment.  Those things usually Ka boom and blow shrapnel everywhere.  laugh

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Re: That's going to leave a mark... or another dumb crook...
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2008, 03:47:56 AM »
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He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.
This just made me laugh...  cheesy

As compared to having surgery at a gas station?
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Re: That's going to leave a mark... or another dumb crook...
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2008, 06:09:09 AM »
KOKOMO, Ind. — 
The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.
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'told ya cigarettes was dangerous.
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Re: That's going to leave a mark... or another dumb crook...
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2008, 06:13:03 AM »
They should have taken their time. He might have bled to death and saved us the money.

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Re: That's going to leave a mark... or another dumb crook...
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2008, 06:27:55 AM »
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He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.
This just made me laugh... 

As compared to having surgery at a gas station?

Well, in a sense, he did.
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