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That's One True Scotsman!
« on: June 07, 2011, 11:03:10 PM »
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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2011, 11:33:40 PM »
Angus McClure is going to be the butt of many jokes for years to come.   [popcorn] :angel:

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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2011, 01:17:31 AM »
Ewe, I think he needs a bidet. (baday)

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Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2011, 08:27:06 AM »
And it happened in Greencock Reformed Temperance Hall...  =D

BTW.. dunno... I get called a dirty, bloodthirsty barbarian because I think people use too much cosmetics, wear too much underwear(any) and public impalement or whippings are woefully underused punishment... but a skidmark?

That's like majorly disgusting.

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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2011, 10:01:47 AM »
And it happened in Greencock Reformed Temperance Hall...  =D

BTW.. dunno... I get called a dirty, bloodthirsty barbarian because I think people use too much cosmetics, wear too much underwear(any) and public impalement or whippings are woefully underused punishment... but a skidmark?

That's like majorly disgusting.

Hey... If you can throw an entire telephone pole without leaking just a little... more power to you!  =D

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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2011, 10:35:35 AM »
Hey, gimme some low explosives, a tamping rod and a shovel and I'll  make a  pole fly far away indeed.. no leaking required.

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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2011, 10:51:58 AM »
Sounds like things skidded out of control.
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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2011, 01:04:31 PM »
No brownie points for him.
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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2011, 03:11:33 PM »
You english-speakers and your puns.. you think you are being so funny... (groan)  ;/

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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2011, 04:19:49 PM »
No brownie points for him.

Actually, just one.
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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2011, 09:27:41 PM »
You english-speakers and your puns.. you think you are being so funny... (groan)  ;/


Don't look at me....I speak Texan....you can tell, because I don't have the funny accents like all y'all do.....  =D
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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2011, 10:03:45 PM »
You english-speakers and your puns.. you think you are being so funny... (groan)  ;/

Chan eil aon chànan gu leòr

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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2011, 10:33:18 PM »
Chan eil aon chànan gu leòr

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Tha gu dearbh!  =)
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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2011, 01:24:52 AM »
Gesundheit!

Aber ein Niesen genug nicht ist.
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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2011, 01:50:17 AM »
Пошло-поехало... Иностранцы хреновы.  >:D
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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2011, 06:51:30 AM »
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Don't look at me....I speak Texan....you can tell, because I don't have the funny accents like all y'all do.....  grin
Actually, a serious Texan accent make me lol.  I suspect it'll cause no end in trouble if I'm ever stopped in Texas by their highway patrol and then giggle upon hearing the accent..

The only accent I find funnier is the Louisiana one I think.

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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2011, 07:00:39 AM »
Tha gu dearbh!  =)

Isn't that cute, they're speaking a dead language. ;)

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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2011, 04:11:46 PM »
Isn't that cute, they're speaking a dead language. ;)

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So can we have all our borrowed words back?

whiskey
galore
skipper
drover
glen
smashing (brit)
...

 :lol:
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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2011, 06:10:01 PM »
Have to go back and look up the co-efficient of friction to see how fast the groom was sliding off her lap based on the length of the skid mark.
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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2011, 11:27:50 PM »
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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2011, 12:09:45 AM »
So can we have all our borrowed words back?

whiskey
galore
skipper
drover
glen
smashing (brit)
...

 :lol:

I'm 37 years old and I can honestly say that the only word of that bunch that I have ever used is whiskey.  I, however, am a bourbon drinker.  Keep'em.
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Re: That's One True Scotsman!
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2011, 11:14:23 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZqnH-arthE&NR=1

Here's a bagpipe song for ya.

I like your user name by the way, Smith  ;)
Freedom is a heavy load, a great and strange burden for the spirit to undertake. It is not easy. It is not a gift given, but a choice made, and the choice may be a hard one. The road goes upward toward the light; but the laden traveller may never reach the end of it.  - Ursula Le Guin