The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge
crowd.
'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make
it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know
that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the
crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and
cheering from
every Democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,
considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just
one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with
joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects,
but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day
and rejoice."
The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your
hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
