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Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« on: April 28, 2008, 08:13:49 AM »
Lupinus' thread reminded me that a couple weeks ago I got carded at Home Depot to purchase some concrete repair caulk. I was at the self check-out, scanned the caulk and it popped up and said ID/age verification required. I asked the clerk, "For caulk?!?" she said something along the line of "kids do crazy stuff these days." How on earth could caulk be abused in such a manner as to prompt Home Depot to card for it? What other strange stuff have you been carded for?

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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2008, 08:17:21 AM »
If they're putting caulk up their nose, I want to see the mug shots.

Or is a drive-by caulking?

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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2008, 08:21:42 AM »
If they're putting caulk up their nose, I want to see the mug shots.

Or is a drive-by caulking?

Maybe they're putting into the locks at school?  (Senior pranks gone wrong...)

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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2008, 08:22:07 AM »
What do you think one uses to apply caulk?

It's for the children, you see... rolleyes

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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2008, 08:36:02 AM »
Did the self checkout thing at Wal-mart a couple of days ago.

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Computer Screen pops up the ID/age verification required.


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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2008, 08:41:18 AM »
If you think that's bad...
...I got carded for buying eye drops at Walgreens.

They have it behind a locked shelf now.

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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2008, 09:58:44 AM »
I got carded for buying spray paint several years ago.  It was a new city ordinance that I learned about at the checkout counter. 

I had a brief discussion with the cashier, and she said the new law would help curb gang activity in the city.  rolleyes 

Mind you, this was in the suburbs where the most serious crime committed most days was petty shoplifting or running a red light.

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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2008, 10:07:26 AM »
About six years ago, WalMart carded me for a sharpening stone.  No knife, just a sharpening stone.  rolleyes
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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2008, 10:26:07 AM »
Don't go off half-caulked, they just want to make sure you can seal the deal.
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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2008, 11:55:06 AM »
You guys must really look sinister . . . I've bought everything from beer to ammo at Wal-Mart, and have never been "carded."
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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2008, 11:56:07 AM »
You guys must really look sinister . . . I've bought everything from beer to ammo at Wal-Mart, and have never been "carded."

I did get a funny look one time when I bought a happy greeting card and a gasoline can.

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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2008, 12:20:05 PM »
I got carded for buying spray paint several years ago.  It was a new city ordinance that I learned about at the checkout counter.  I had a brief discussion with the cashier, and she said the new law would help curb gang activity in the city.  rolleyes 


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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2008, 12:20:22 PM »
Been carded for a tiny can of wood putty before. At Wal-Mart, naturally.

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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2008, 01:17:42 PM »
You guys must really look sinister . . . I've bought everything from beer to ammo at Wal-Mart, and have never been "carded."

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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2008, 01:21:33 PM »
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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2008, 03:52:49 PM »
Don't go off half-caulked, they just want to make sure you can seal the deal.

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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2008, 04:15:41 PM »
Yep, in Chicago, Spray paint (like guns) are banned.  That's why you'll never see any graffiti in Chicago   rolleyes and there are no shootings  rolleyes.  (something like only 13 this past weekend as opposed to the ~36 the previous weekend.)
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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2008, 06:24:45 PM »
I was carded for buying WhiteOut and compressed air cannisters.   
What the heck is wrong with all the freely available and fairly inexpensive drugs like pot, pills, shrooms, coke and lsd?
Are the kids these days that cheap they can't buy a decent "real" drug to get their jollies off?? That they have to resort to all these off the wall
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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2008, 12:11:33 AM »
If somebody from China used it, would they be Caulkasian?

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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2008, 01:00:40 AM »
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kids do crazy stuff these days."

So a few caulk-suckers ruin it for the rest of us.
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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2008, 05:05:11 AM »
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What the heck is wrong with all the freely available and fairly inexpensive drugs like pot, pills, shrooms, coke and lsd?

Who dies and made LSD and coke 'fairly inexpensive'?
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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2008, 05:14:20 AM »
I bought some decongestants and not only got carded, but they now keep them behind the counter?
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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2008, 05:16:31 AM »
I bought some decongestants and not only got carded, but they now keep them behind the counter?

That's been that way for a couple years now. Anything that has pseudoephedrine in it, you have to take a card to the counter and get it, and you're only allowed a few boxes.

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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2008, 05:31:52 AM »
I'm new to this- why?
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Re: Carded for Caulk. The crap?
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2008, 05:36:23 AM »
I'm new to this- why?

It's a key ingredient to making Meth. Of course, the druggies could never find another source. Oh no... rolleyes