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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2008, 10:05:25 AM »
What, no SPAM?  It' vegetarian beacause, according to you guys and gals, it doesn't qualify as a meat.

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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2008, 10:50:28 AM »
What, no SPAM?  It' vegetarian beacause, according to you guys and gals, it doesn't qualify as a meat.

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I think it is more of an industrial product than any sort of consumable.

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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2008, 10:51:12 AM »
What, no SPAM?  It' vegetarian beacause, according to you guys and gals, it doesn't qualify as a meat.

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It is a compressed block of the parts of the animals you are supposed to throw away.

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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2008, 11:02:59 AM »
It's made of something that ate vegetables all its life.  Using the you are what your eat theory, spam is therefor a vegetable.
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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2008, 11:03:26 AM »
If it wasn't for the vegetarian restriction, I'd suggest Steak au Poivre.  Easy to make, a little flashy when the brandy ignites, and it is gooooood.  Serve it over some simple pasta.  Or grilled sweet potato slices.

How about dessert?

Grilled fresh fruit is wonderful.  Any of the stone fruits work: peaches, nectarines, etc. A shishkabob of cherries, pears, peaches, and pineapple is wonderful.

Grilled peaches with Blue Bell vanilla bean ice cream is a little slice of heaven.


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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #30 on: August 26, 2008, 11:04:50 AM »
Is seafood allowed?

I made a good Thai shrimp dish.  I winged it, but it was simple.
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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #31 on: September 06, 2008, 05:33:09 PM »
Thanks, all.

Since my wife's birthday is Monday, and she's getting her extra-special meal tomorrow, I figured I should finally take another look at this thread.   grin

The shrimp scampi idea (thanks, Mike) and the Lawdog Chicken Soup will be right up her alley, so I'm off to the store now, at 9.30 of a Saturday pm.   cheesy


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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2008, 05:43:21 PM »
Thanks, all.

Since my wife's birthday is Monday, and she's getting her extra-special meal tomorrow, I figured I should finally take another look at this thread.   grin

The shrimp scampi idea (thanks, Mike) and the Lawdog Chicken Soup will be right up her alley, so I'm off to the store now, at 9.30 of a Saturday pm.   cheesy




Hope the deli/meat counter is open so you can get fresh scampi.  I can usually tell the difference between frozen and fresh.

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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #33 on: September 06, 2008, 08:17:01 PM »
Living in Illinois and Missouri her whole life, I'm not sure if my wife has ever had fresh seafood in her life.  Can you even get fresh shrimp in Missouri?

Besides, if it don't taste good, it's probably going to be the chef, and not the groceries.   smiley

I got "previously frozen."  Best I could do. 
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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2008, 06:31:16 AM »
Late to the party, but...

Poached (actually blanched, I think) pears with chocolate sauce for dessert has always been a big winner.

Take two pears, cut the bottoms off so they will stand on a plate. Peel them in a spiral pattern, alternating one spiral peeled/one unpeeled, or just peel the whole thing except for a ring of peel around the top just under the stem.

Place both pears in boiling water for a couple of minutes until they are warm. Stand them on plates, spoon chocolate sauce on top, and arrange sliced strawberries around the base of the pears.

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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2008, 07:24:07 AM »
I just got some fancy-pants ice cream for dessert.  There's a reason why I asked for easy recipes.  I'm sure I could make some complicated recipes, it would just take me eighteen hours. 

For some reason, I move much more slowly than most people, regardless what I'm doing. 
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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2008, 08:07:32 AM »
Fancy but not difficult.  My Specialty!  Do you both like salmon?

two servings of fillet salmon- no need for a whole half of a fish, get the individual serving size pieces.
A can of seasoned diced tomatoes-  like spicy?  get the ones with diced jalapenos. Not so big on spicy?  Use the ones with oregano or whatever else looks good to you.
1/4 cup mayo
CousCous-  think of it as fancy minute rice and just as easy.

Saute the salmon in a couple of tablespoons of butter over medium heat about 2 minutes a side.
Add the tomatoes, cover and cook 5-6 more minutes.
Remove the salmon with a slotted spoon and stir the mayo into the tomatoes to make a creamy sauce.  heat for 60 seconds and then remove from heat. 
Prepare the CousCous according to package directions (boil water, add couscous, cover, wait 5 minutes and fluff with fork.)

Serve the salmon over the couscous, pour the sauce over.  add a sprig of parsley and serve with a salad on the side.  It's been getting me into girlfriend's pants since college. (and not in the creepy cross-dressing way)

Also good with chicken or pork chops.

Dessert?  Dissolve 1 cup or seedless blackberry jam in cup of red wine over low heat.  Spoon over a good vanilla ice cream.

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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #37 on: September 07, 2008, 08:33:42 AM »
This is not low fat nor vegetarian. Bite your tounge!


1-2 racks of baby back ribs, cut into individual ribs
1 can of Dr Pepper or Cherry Cola
1 cup of OJ
1 large bottle of your favorite BBQ sauce
1 tbs of Tabasco
Salt and Pepper to taste

Place ribs in slow cooker, set on high for about 4 hours
Add Above ingredients, stir.  Stir occassionally.

Best served with Garlic Mashed Potatoes and Corn on the Cob.  Drink Beer or Ice tea with it.

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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #38 on: September 07, 2008, 09:07:33 PM »
Thanks again, folks.  It went over pretty well. 

I should have also specified that the recipes could not involve alcohol.  Not even cooking sherry.  My wife's weird like that.   smiley
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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2008, 09:20:35 PM »
Easy:

1 box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.

1 can of Campbell's Chili Beef soup.

Prepare both per instructions, then mix together.

Voila'!  Chili Mac. 

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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2008, 10:07:12 AM »
Totally forgot this one, one of my very favorites:

Planked Salmon (originally from the recipe book included with a Napoleon gas grill from the 90's though it has the fish cooked for 1/3 the time).

1x6 or 8 cedar board cut to fit the grill lengthwise (I make this several times a year so I buy a 10' or 12' plank at the specialty lumber yard each year and work off of it)
as much salmon fillet as you want to make, skin off
kosher sea salt (to keep the fish from sticking to the board)
several fresh rosemary sprigs (dried is sort of ok, but this gets best results from fresh rosemary)
2 cloves fresh garlic (or the jarred minced in water stuff, just not powder or salt)
1 red onion
4 tablespoons olive oil (total guess here, use as much as you need)

1.  soak the cedar board for at least 12 hours in water.  I usually get an old cooler, put the board in it with a rock to hold it down and then fill with water.  In the woods I put it in the creek with an enourmous rock on top to keep it from floating away.
2.  lightly coat the top of the board with the salt
3.  mince the garlic and in a small bowl mix the garlic and olive oil
4.  Finely dice the onion
5.  Place the fish on the board
6.  coat the top and sides of the fish with the oil and garlic mixture (be sure to completely coat the fish, the oil is partly what keeps the fish moist and tender instead of drying into fish jerky)
7.  lay the rosemary sprigs evenly on top along with the onion
8.  Start the BBQ, leave on lowest setting
9.  Place the board on the BBQ and cook for 1 hour.  The top of the board should not catch fire, if it does the BBQ is too hot or you did not soak it long enough.  The bottom should char.
9a.  The book this originally came from said to cook the fish for 20 minutes which seemed raw to me at the end, experimentation brought it to 1 hour which has been about right for the 4 different gas BBQ's I have done this on.  If you have a charcoal BBQ you are on your own for time and keeping the heat low enough.

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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2008, 10:10:17 AM »
Geesh...

All those restrictions I would have handed her a phone book and told her to pick a restaurant...
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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2008, 10:53:20 AM »
You could have done one of those Bertolli frozen scampi dinners!



Note:  don't ever actually do this.  You could dump a salt shaker on your plate and lick it clean which would taste exactly the same.

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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2008, 12:41:36 PM »
Geesh...

All those restrictions I would have handed her a phone book and told her to pick a restaurant...


Coming from such an easy-going guy.   cheesy

She didn't give me any restrictions.  The no-alcohol was understood.  And if you'll notice, I didn't go all-veg or low-fat. 
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Re: Fancy but not so difficult recipes
« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2008, 01:26:41 PM »
I used to cook for my ex all the time.

The only restriction she put on me was no mushrooms.

That was fine with me, because I was more than happy to eat her share.
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