Author Topic: Apparently my evil plan to take over the intertubes,,, WORKS!! or not...  (Read 7421 times)

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Bwaaahhhaahahahahaaaaaaa...

Do a search on "Jon Herington", see if my abriefepisode.com/herington address is on the first page of results. Please? Please don't click on it unless you really really have to though.  =)

If so congratulate Mr Tuttle on a job well done! I know it comes up at like #5 on mine.
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Re: Apparently my evil plan to take over the intertubes,,, WORKS!!
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2011, 10:52:58 AM »
Or not,,,

Are search results tailored to the individual over time? So like, If I search on the same name "jon Herington" a lot it will go up the ranks on my list but noone elses?

it'd be real helpful that if you don't see my page on the first page go back a few pages and see if it's showing up anywhere ?
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Re: Apparently my evil plan to take over the intertubes,,, WORKS!!
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2011, 10:55:02 AM »
No result for that page in particular, I checked 10 pages. Sorry.
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Damn...  =(
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Sorry.  Searching for  "jon herington" in quotes I didn't see your url until the fifth listing on page 10.  Searching without quotes took me directly to "http://www.jonherington.com/" instead of a list of results.

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I think Mr. Tuttle now needs to compensate us all with an amusing or titillating post of some kind.  =D

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Sorry.  Searching for  "jon herington" in quotes I didn't see your url until the fifth listing on page 10.  Searching without quotes took me directly to "http://www.jonherington.com/" instead of a list of results.

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That's ok. I generally search IE (I guess) without quotes and get a list with his site at the top. What engine are you using?
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I think Mr. Tuttle now needs to compensate us all with an amusing or titillating post of some kind.  =D

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Niot that he's done anything wrong but I could use some titillating right about now.  :laugh:
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 That's ok. I generally search IE (I guess) without quotes and get a list with his site at the top. What engine are you using?

That was the Google search box.


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Niot that he's done anything wrong but I could use some titillating right about now. 

You got it!  Don't let him off the hook.  We has leverage now.
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I looked again - it's the first result on page 11, for me.
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Thanks, overall those results aren't bad considering how new the pages are. would everyone agree they should climb up the list as time goes by?
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Thanks, overall those results aren't bad considering how new the pages are. would everyone agree they should climb up the list as time goes by?

Sure.  I agree.  Now, who's arm do we twist to make it happen?   ;/

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Excellent question.  =|

Wait, the answer is right in front of us. Al Gore. After all, he invented the damn thing.  ;)
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Excellent question.  =|

Wait, the answer is right in front of us. Al Gore. After all, he invented the damn thing.  ;)

Well!

This could turn out good after all!

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jonherington.com is #2 on the first page, but abriefepisode.com/herington  is not on anything up to page 13 -- and your name drops off at page 12.

Are you sure you/Harold muttered the correct incantations?  Sometimes a small change in one sylable can make all the difference.

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using google, got you on page 10 for the quoted version
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jonherington.com is #2 on the first page, but abriefepisode.com/herington  is not on anything up to page 13 -- and your name drops off at page 12.

Are you sure you/Harold muttered the correct incantations?  Sometimes a small change in one sylable can make all the difference.

 [popcorn]

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He may have been shaking the wrong bag of bones at the time.  :laugh:
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yup, checked it on the kid's computer and found it at the bottom of page 10 in the yahoo search. I saw it on page 15 just a few, maybe 5 days ago, so it does seem to be making progress.
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LOVE the look on the dog's face!   :lol:

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I believe that is more properly called "tuttleation".
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using google, got you on page 10 for the quoted version

Maybe if you had more oboes.....  =|
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well part of the problem is having exclusive terms that only your website would have

"a fistful of oboes" only leads to one place on the innertubes
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He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"