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Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« on: July 23, 2007, 07:58:03 AM »
Interesting.

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Private Spies

It turns out that Uncle Sam isn't the only one watching out for terrorists, enemy agents, saboteurs, bombers, kidnappers and dangerous trends. Sam Walton's folks are, too. The world's largest company has begun competing for spying talent.

Wal-Mart, with its 1.7 million em-ployees and more than 6,000 stores in 16 countries, is putting together its own corporate CIA, the Analytical Research Center, at company headquarters in tiny Bentonville, Ark. The center is part of the retailer's global security division, which is headed by former CIA and FBI officer Kenneth Senser. The center is led by David Harrison, formerly of the Border Patrol, Justice Department, 82nd Airborne and Army Special Operations.

Early this year, the center began advertising for threat analysts on Web sites for intelligence and law enforcement officers. On March 8, for example, Wal-Mart advertised on the site of the International Association of Crime Analysts. According to the job description, "threat analysts provide an objective perspective to assist key corporate leadership in critical decision-making involving corporate reputation and image, operations, safety and security concerns, and emerging world events."

Harrison's center will gather information about violence and threats against Wal-Mart and perform background checks on new employees. It no doubt also will mine the huge database of personal information the store maintains on all current and former employees, 47 million Sam's Club members, anyone who files a claim against the company or uses its pharmacies, as well as the vehicle identification numbers, license plate numbers and home addresses of those who get their oil changed at Wal-Mart.

The store also tracks those who buy propane tanks or more than three prepaid cell phones, Harrison told Government Security News in February.

Of Wal-Mart's data repository, he said: "If a [Joint Terrorism Task Force] comes to us and wants to look at it, I believe we would cooperate."
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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2007, 08:03:53 AM »
Starbucks will certainly soon follow.
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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2007, 08:08:26 AM »
Next they'll be doing black bag and wet operations.  They're trying to build/push through a store in our little town of 25,, even though we (well, most of us) don't want it and there's a WalMart just 12 miles up the road.

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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2007, 08:15:01 AM »
Lately, I have become more and more conscientious about leaving a paper trail in my daily transactions. This reinforces that, a bit.

No, I don't believe it's time for tin foil haberdashery, but there is the 4th amendment and I don't believe my day-to-day actions would interest any "intelligence" outfits, public or private, anyway.

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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2007, 08:22:59 AM »
Cool!

Wonder if they're still hiring?   grin

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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2007, 08:34:17 AM »
It's virtually impossible to live in this society and not leave a paper trail. I would submit that more and more of our activities, by way of our transactions, are recorded every day.  Not for any nefarious purposes (yet), but the information is retrievable should anyone want it.

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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2007, 08:35:38 AM »
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Cool!

Wonder if they're still hiring?
And you get one of those neat blue vests.  laugh

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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2007, 08:59:49 AM »
DING SPIES ARE DONE DING SPIES ARE DONE!
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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2007, 09:05:58 AM »
I doubt you'd wear the blue vest.  Think along the lines of J.C. Penney's house security, sans the handheld radio.   grin 
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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2007, 09:07:06 AM »
That sounds like interesting work.  If it is in Bentonville, it is even more attractive.

I did not see anything like this on the wal-mart external job posting site.
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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2007, 09:46:53 AM »
DING SPIES ARE DONE DING SPIES ARE DONE!

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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2007, 09:54:20 AM »
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The store also tracks those who buy propane tanks or more than three prepaid cell phones, Harrison told Government Security News in February.
Please. Just tell 'em to FORK OFF! When ever asked by a store where I am paying cash (99% of the time even for big ticket items) for my name, zip etc I just tell 'em that's none of their business. Sometimes they come up with some song and dance about warranties, returns or some other nonsense but again I just say - nunya.

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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2007, 10:22:06 AM »
I have to say that I'm not surprised really.

Walmart is *HUGE*.  Along with this comes risks that parallel countries - by GDP Walmart is larger than some countries, roughly equal to that of Tonga. (244 billion in 2003)

There are huge expenses(threats) that can be avoided if you're paying attention, huge opportunities for profit if you're prepared, etc...  Especially when you're international.

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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2007, 11:05:13 AM »
Wal-Mart wants spies?

I guess it isn't enough that most of their merchandise comes from Red China, now I guess they'll be hiring Chicoms, too!

(I'm old enough to remember when Wal-Mart ads used to proudly proclaim the numerous items they sold which were "Made in USA" . . . it's been a while.  sad )
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« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2007, 11:09:44 AM »
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the Analytical Research Center, at company headquarters in tiny Bentonville, Ark.

ARC in Ark ....?   undecided
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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2007, 12:07:51 PM »
I didn't see anything about them keeping a record on those of us who just go there to buy ammo.  laugh
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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2007, 12:53:27 PM »
When do they change their name to Blue Sun? 
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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2007, 04:59:32 PM »
Well, yeah, but the "intelligence" product is Chinese.
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« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2007, 07:55:53 PM »
I am with Gewar.  How much does it pay.
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« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2007, 10:00:09 PM »
When do they change their name to Blue Sun? 
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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2007, 02:48:09 AM »
Hmmm, Walmart and intelligence, two words I thought I would not see together.

What kind of intelligence will they gather?  Info on tattoos, cigarettes and NASCAR?  Latest dirty oversized t-shirt with sleeves cut off trends?
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« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2007, 03:26:07 AM »
Sounds like the CIA and FBI short bus version of Intelligence.
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« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2007, 03:26:33 AM »
So, Walmart really is the Antichrist.  One of his minions, anyway.
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« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2007, 05:30:42 AM »
So, will we be able to go to the Service Desk and buy a background check on anyone we want for just $19.95 Huh?

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Re: Walmart Starts its Own Intelligence Agency
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2007, 07:26:37 AM »
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