BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America

[roo_ster]

Most dangerous vehicles on the road:

1.  cars
2.  SUV's
3.  Trucks
4.  Motorcycles
5.  Vehicles with more than 1 wheel.

But what about the "unicycle loophole?"  Unicycles are "gateway vehicles."  (Not really good as "getaway vehicles", though."

[Blakenzy]

Well if unicycles have a shoulder thing that goes up then they should be number one on the list.

[SADShooter]

There you go, distracted and focusing on murderous vehicles with controls in the hands of private individuals. You've lost sight of the risks posed by cruise ship/ferry sinkings, passenger aircraft crashes and train derailments. We can call them VMDs, or Vehicles of Mass Destruction.

[TommyGunn]

Most dangerous vehicles on the road:

1.  cars
2.  SUV's
3.  Trucks
4.  Motorcycles
5.  Vehicles with more than 1 wheel.

6. Unicycles -- but usually only to their operators.   

[cordex]

Killdozers?  Or do the drive wheels count?

[MechAg94]

At least most all the comments I saw for the article were ridiculing the author.

[Perd Hapley]

The Five People Most Ill-informed About Firearms:

1. Disarmament Activists

2. Pro-disarmament Journalists (a subset of the activists)

3. Pro-Disarmament Politicians

4. Urban Police Chiefs (a subset of the politicians)

5. Toddlers

[Angel Eyes]

At least most all the comments I saw for the article were ridiculing the author.

Indeed. My personal favorite so far:

WingMan • 9 minutes ago

Ever hear of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Derringers.

[makattak]

Indeed. My personal favorite so far:

WingMan • 9 minutes ago

Ever hear of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Derringers.

I should not have been taking a drink while reading this. It's hard to type with water running down my screen.