Tie a chain to a brick

[230RN]

and you could fly it like a kite in this wind today.  As far as I can tell, there's nothing aerodynamic flying today.  Even the magpies are walking.

NW gusts to 60 mph.

Current for when you click on it:

https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lat=39.7836&lon=-105.1675&unit=0&lg=english&FcstType=graphical

[BobR]

Well, you haven't gotten any snow in the last 6 hours so it could be worse.

bob

[230RN]

Funny, I was about to make a remark about not having any power outages, and blink!  Had a 5-second one.  Of course I never reset various clocks on my stuff.

No snow though, you're right.

[AJ Dual]

Weld some links together so the chain is solid, holding the cinder block, and mount the whole contraption to an old truck coil spring so it bobs and moves a bit and can turn into the wind like a weather vane, and you've got some cool yard art to go with the tractor tire planter  and the virgin Mary bathtub shrine.

[RoadKingLarry]

He can set it next to the toilet flower planter.

[230RN]

We actually had two-house-away neighbors like that, right down to a tire fence.  Wife1, who had a great sense of humor (she married me, after all), said they'd probably make a bunch of money by writing a how-to article on making a fence out of tires.

It was an old rural subdivision where the Covenants had expired.