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vaskidmark

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Well, that was confusing.
« on: September 04, 2015, 07:06:06 PM »
Kid that belongs to the obviously pregnant female in front of  me in the checkout line was staring at me.  I know I both put pants on before leaving the house and checked to see that the zipper was pulled up (all the way).  So I'm figuring it might be because I look like a homeless Santa Claus or it might be because I'm OCing my fancy gun with the scrimshawed ivory grips.  Anyhow, rather than just be stared at I figure I'll either engage him or scare the daylights out of him by asking a question about what he's going to do for Labor Day.

Apparently mom has discussed at least some of what goes on during pregnancy 'cause he told me he will probably be in school in October when mommy has her baby and go to the hospital to see her and his new baby brother after dinner.

At which point I put on my WTF face as my jaw slackens and I start to drool.

There is a "rest of the story" but it has no entertainment value whatsoever.

The rest of you have a good holiday weekend.

stay safe.
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Re: Well, that was confusing.
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2015, 07:13:54 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on September 04, 2015, 07:06:06 PM
asking a question about what he's going to do for Labor Day.
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Re: Well, that was confusing.
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2015, 08:15:52 PM »
That's fine, I just came back from our local Pig Out in the Park (an excuse for culinary excess) and some kid was shoving a Batman inflatable at me asking if I knew his name. I must have told him Bruce Wayne several times and then when he went to dad to confirm (at my suggestion) he was confirmed as Bruce Wayne and I thought the kid was going to cry. That was much more fun than the food. I told SWMBO I wanted to hang around the foot long corn dog stand and watch the girls for technique scouting for a future ex wife. She was not amused. I had a great day!!!!


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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2015, 01:11:01 PM »
Be careful. He might be a Stapo snitch!
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Re: Well, that was confusing.
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2015, 07:37:34 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on September 04, 2015, 07:06:06 PM
Kid that belongs to the obviously pregnant female in front of  me in the checkout line was staring at me.  I know I both put pants on before leaving the house and checked to see that the zipper was pulled up (all the way).  So I'm figuring it might be because I look like a homeless Santa Claus or it might be because I'm OCing my fancy gun with the scrimshawed ivory grips.  Anyhow, rather than just be stared at I figure I'll either engage him or scare the daylights out of him by asking a question about what he's going to do for Labor Day.

Apparently mom has discussed at least some of what goes on during pregnancy 'cause he told me he will probably be in school in October when mommy has her baby and go to the hospital to see her and his new baby brother after dinner.

At which point I put on my WTF face as my jaw slackens and I start to drool.

There is a "rest of the story" but it has no entertainment value whatsoever.

The rest of you have a good holiday weekend.

stay safe.

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Re: Well, that was confusing.
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2015, 11:14:55 PM »
"Kids say the darndest things."

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