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Cooking bacon with Ted Cruz
« on: August 04, 2015, 02:15:48 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/03/politics/ted-cruz-machine-gun-bacon-video/index.html

It's the old gag of wrapping bacon around the barrel then firing until the bacon cooks.

Unfortunately it does not appear that Mr. Cruz is using a machine gun.

Since he cannot tell the difference between a machine gun and a semi-auto rifle, he is obviously unfit to be President.

 ;)
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Re: Cooking bacon with Ted Cruz
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2015, 02:34:18 PM »
He did call it "machine gun bacon" at the end.    =)

Can you imagine Jeb Bush or Chris Christi making that video? 
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Re: Cooking bacon with Ted Cruz
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2015, 06:11:03 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on August 04, 2015, 02:34:18 PM
He did call it "machine gun bacon" at the end.    =)

Can you imagine Jeb Bush or Chris Christi making that video? 

It's hard to keep up the rate of fire necessary to do that with a double barreled duck hunting shotgun...



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Re: Cooking bacon with Ted Cruz
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2015, 08:10:14 PM »
Geez. Cruz needs to stay off out side, 2A.

This political cluster *expletive deleted*ck circus is turning into a crap version of American Idol or DC house husbands.

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Re: Cooking bacon with Ted Cruz
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2015, 12:00:04 AM »
Quote from: Boomhauer on August 04, 2015, 06:11:03 PM
It's hard to keep up the rate of fire necessary to do that with a double barreled duck hunting shotgun...

If you can do so you deserve that bacon.
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