Do people still have a problem with telemarketers? I signed up for the Do Not Call Registry when it went live, and honestly since then I haven't gotten any sales calls, except for a few candidates begging for money around election times.
https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx That only applies to telemarketers where the call originates inside the U.S. Ours stopped for a few weeks then started up again with calls from Canada.
"Wake that kid up, give him my id and my car keys and send him out for some beer ." (talking to police benevolent assn. telesales droid).
Improv comedy. Tom Mabe's kind of crude, but very funny.