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RoadKingLarry

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More spidery goodness
« on: July 08, 2012, 12:05:34 PM »
I pulled an all nighter working on the brakes on my Jeep M715.
It was a fairly straightforward wheel cylinder replacement and the job went smoothly on the rear passenger side with no mechanical hang ups.

I shoulda known it was a bad omen, it just isn't natural for thing to go right when you're working on a 40+ year old truck.

 On the rear drivers side I disconnected the brake line and pulled the backing plate to make it easier to do the modification I was working. To disconnect the brake line I pretty much was working by feel behind the backing plate.
One I pulled the plate I noticed this little darling.





Of course the obvious course was to kill it with fire. I grabbed a long butane lighter and gave her and the egg sacs a dose of flame thrower action.
 I should have payed more attention to the egg sacs.
Apparently the little vermin were ready to hatch, a minute or so after I went back to work there were thousands of tiny black widow spiders crawling on me, the truck and my tools. Wasted used to good effect 1/2 a can of brake cleaner on the little vermin. Had the creepy crawlies ever since.
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Re: More spidery goodness
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2012, 09:26:17 PM »
All I can say is JEEPERS CREEPERS!!

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Re: More spidery goodness
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2012, 10:32:32 PM »
*GROAN*

You should really be PUNished for that, Lee!
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Re: More spidery goodness
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2012, 09:20:37 AM »
Brake parts cleaner is an effective bug killer.  So much so, that I use it on bees and wasps because it does the same job as wasp spray for half the price.

In this case i would have used my small propane torch, not a butane lighter!

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Re: More spidery goodness
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2012, 09:24:14 AM »
I had a similar thing happen to me when working on an f4i streetfighter project. Egg sac hatched. Hundreds of spiders on my arm. screamed like a girl, and had the heebie jeebies for hours after.
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Re: More spidery goodness
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2012, 06:43:33 PM »
Maybe you could install some air shocks to beef up those rear springs  ;)

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Re: More spidery goodness
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2012, 06:47:08 PM »
Of course the obvious course was to kill it with fire. I grabbed a long butane lighter and gave her and the egg sacs a dose of flame thrower action.
 I should have payed more attention to the egg sacs.
Apparently the little vermin were ready to hatch, a minute or so after I went back to work there were thousands of tiny black widow spiders crawling on me, the truck and my tools. Wasted used to good effect 1/2 a can of brake cleaner on the little vermin. Had the creepy crawlies ever since.

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You tried torching a Black Widow nest, and did not use enough fire? 

Dude. What the heck were you thinking? Always use more fire.
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Re: More spidery goodness
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2012, 08:02:59 PM »
Bloody HELL that shivers me timbers.  That image will haunt my nightmares.
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Re: More spidery goodness
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2012, 10:37:09 PM »
Maybe you could install some air shocks to beef up those rear springs  ;)

 =D


The dainty little thing is only rated at 5/4 ton. A 1/2 cord of green oak just kind of smooths out the ride.
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Re: More spidery goodness
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2012, 04:45:00 PM »
What is happening to this site. 8 posts and no one mentions the dam det cord.
I would torch the whole truck to be sure.
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Re: More spidery goodness
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2012, 04:55:52 PM »
Bloody HELL that shivers me timbers.  That image will haunt my nightmares.

No kidding! I am not sleeping well tonight, either.......

After this, a good nightmare would be an improvement.
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Re: More spidery goodness
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2012, 12:04:27 AM »
But she's so CUTE!
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Re: More spidery goodness
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2012, 11:48:10 AM »
I'll be over in the corner twitching and gibbering for the next half hour or so...  I may need some kind of sedative.  Start with the booze, and if that doesn't work, then that's what the big wood hammer sitting next to me is for....   :)
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Re: More spidery goodness
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2012, 05:57:41 PM »
So it would seem I'm not the only one who gets creeped out by spiders.

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Re: More spidery goodness
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2012, 09:43:08 AM »
I can handle spiders if they're:

a) not freakin' on me!
b) somewhere that I can get them with the vacuum cleaner hose.
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